FabSwingers.com: Sugar (f) (51) & Bonk (m) (51) , Couple in Cheshire, North West, UK

#Rewrite 51# AKA NoOneEverReadsThisShitAnyway

Do you like the photos? Yep most people do but then sadly they don't bother to read the words. Do yourself a real favour be better than them!

You see we really like words. Sexy words, thoughtful ones, descriptive well spelt ones. They're great.

How about if you like us you jumble a few decent ones together (preferably more than four of them and also in a non generic phrase) and send them to us? Give us something to work with. Maybe play a bit of gentle question tennis with us.

That would really make a difference to the normal rubbish we get on here and might help to convince us to actually shag you at some stage.

You see intelligent, stimulating conversations will capture our attention and loosen our clothing, so it really is your choice how this develops.

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Have you got any friends on here?

Yes we have as well. They are our friends because we've actually met them in real life and we know they aren't single dudes sat wanking in their mum's boxroom, fishing for fresh photos to perv over.

We really don't like random friends requests, it just gives us that mental picture that we then just block from our minds.

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Talking about photos they are a bit of a menagerie aren't they?

We are really surprised how many beautiful ladies there are who are actually in a relationship with Mr Invisible. Just a few random cock pics to show he actually exists. We always think if we can't see him then there's no point meeting up as it would be really embarrassing watching a cock floating along on its own without a body.

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How about verifications? We love reading them because it helps prove that you aren't playing 'Lets pretend' in that funky smelling box room we talked about earlier. If you don't show your veris we are always left wondering if Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters are actually your only Friends With Benefits.

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Are you bored yet? If so get it over with now and just send us the "Hi" message. It's just easier for everyone.

We actually once just got "H" they couldn't be bothered to even include the "i"

We felt cheated.

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You still here?

Persistent aren't you definitely top 2% now then so our plan to sort the wheat from the chaff may be worthwhile. You see it isn't a rant really it's written with a smile.

If you too are inflicted with self depreciating satire, then we'll probably get on really well.

Ok here's something more about us...

We are open minded, non judgemental and respectful. Playing for us is about everyone enjoying themselves, working together as a team, no man left behind just sitting watching...

We are regularly told we look a lot younger than our ages but just like everyone else our bodies aren't perfect so we don't search for perfection (nearly had a typo on perfection, oh the beautiful irony). We do work at keeping fit though and it's really sexy seeing people who are similar because we tend to have more in common.

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Finally...

A few things you should be aware of...

Sugar is a bit of a size queen, no not like that! she needs gentlemen to at least match her height as she's really quite tall.

Bonk is 4 years older than shown after cocking up our profile DOB during one of the many rewrites, you see! we are super honest.

We never play separately and it's same room safe sex. Always.

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Still interested? Have we ruined our chances sounding 'all negative n stuff'? Or does no one read this anyway.

If you want to explore with us we'd love to hear from you. Just don't say "Hi".

Sugar & Bonk xxx

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