FabSwingers.com: Zack (44) , Man in Cambridge, East Midlands, UK

Firstly, I'm 5 years older than it says on my profile. I filled it in, then came back to it over a month later wouldn't let me amend it. Apparently I was out of time. Story of my life lol!

Anyways, here goes...

Females are funny creatures. They love reading profiles with just one thing in mind... to criticise the content, and more concise profiles are criticised for not having enough content lol

My sister just had a go at me for being on here. She said girls who advertise themselves on Fab and on Fet are what they are. So I'll be giving all this up at the end of this year

I left school with no qualifications, and since then I've been on state benefits. I now live in a shared flat at the top of a council high rise that sways in the wind and has a broken lift. That said though, I am...

Funny, caring, strong minded and dependable Mancunian, now living in a very pleasant area, but who finds himself living amongst the opposite types of people he grew up around

Prefer the simple things in life. Such as walking on beach with you sharing fish n chips in the summer, and snuggled up on the sofa watching a film, sharing a curry in the winter

Looking for a genuine, and non fickle slim girl. Not too light skinned, not too dark skinned. However, if you're exceptional (which means if you're not slim etc.) then I'll make the first move

Regarding the photo obsessed and video call types... 2D is baloney compared to in person with personality. It's like dismissing houses on Rightmove without actually going for a viewing

I have this crazy notion that I'll find a diamond of a person on here and spend the rest of my life with them, then share some hot unicorns now and again (if that's what you like) to enjoy extra kinky fun together

The reason for aiming younger is quite simple. As most females (not all) get older, they become less and less considerate, and for men the reverse is true. So if you're an inconsiderate type, jog on

Some of the above paragraphs are false. There's a prize on offer for anyone who works it out. BTW when I'm with someone decent (who's also freaky in the bedroom), then this profile can become our couple's profile ;)

Finally, if you've got this far, well done! The imoatient idiots gave up after the first few paragraphs. My unique stretchy massage... of giving girls lots of nice orgasms without touching their erogenous zones, is now possible for you ;)

Essentially, looking for quality, not quantity

Looking For

Meeting

Interests