FabSwingers.com: Zack (51) , Man in Cambridge, East Midlands, UK

Like the reds on a snooker table, there are 15 attributes that make up a perfect match. The smart girls get this, and they are the ones who are still happily married

The rest only go for the same front 3: Good looking, bigger than average manhood, and a much bigger wallet. Without any care for the other dozen essential attributes

The guys with just any of those 3 attributes always cheat, and those girls who align themselves to them are the ones who depend on just their looks and figures. Believing that only good looking guys with good physiques, or guys who can afford their desired fake lifestyle, deserve to be with them. Not long after the fake spark, they then find themselves unhappy

What is worse, they are too lazy to learn. Sadly, most of them end up on sites like these. Simply because they can not stop believing that good-looking, great sex and financial security is everything

If you are one of the few girls who is not like this, and you realise that just giving a man good sex and good food is nowhere near enough to keep a man happy, and, you are prepared to put in the work, then please read on...

I shall be moving nearer into town with a spare room. So I will be looking for someone new who will call me by my name when we are together, calls me "Sir" when she is studying or if older becomes my PA, and who will always call me "Daddy" when we are in the bedroom together

I am not perfect, but I do tick all the 15 boxes, and in each and every box I am at least average, apart from one, where I am a little more than average. I am both a bit of a nerd and also warrior from the ancient world. My strength is from a primordial place. I am a 6ft tall, blue-eyed Mancunian, with a Celtic heritage

I prefer the simple things in life. Alone, when the sun is out, you will usually find me sat under a tree on Jesus Green, reading a book. Together, it shall be a chippy tea on the beach with a bottle of chilled wine in the summer, and an earthy curry snuggled up on the sofa, watching a good film in the winter

Oh, and I give the best and most uniquely addictive stretchy massage you will have ever experienced. Hence my qualification and profile name. Not for the faint hearted though, as you WILL lose control. Your mind will literally detach from your body. Your mind will become a nice warm fuzz, and your body will naturally unfold, exposing your sexy glistening gape begging to be fulfilled

Remember, hard and fast is for beginners. Sensual and slow with power is best, as is the right mix of pleasure and pain. So if you are the type who likes receiving attention as much as giving your devotion, then we might just be dangerous together. Especially if you're also a needy submissive, always ready to please

Please be aware though, I have been speaking with someone since last year, and she is supposed to be coming over from the UFA to meet me this summer. If that does not happen, then I shall be available to meet from the start of September

I am nothing special. Just an average boy from the village, looking for friendship

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