FabSwingers.com: Alana (56) , Woman in Deal, South East, UK

STORM iS DEFINITELY BLOWING OUTSIDE :)

?? Please gentlemen, stop ?? saying straight, when very clearly you are absolutely bi playfully sucking cock or being balled deeply.

And no, I don't want to pretend to be a man, wear a strap on and fuck you. I do however, love tounging and playing with ass holes,)

It's the honesty for me, sort it out guy's please.

Said with care and respect to all.

Sorry poorly at the moment, on the mend.

I'm really crap at texting, I don't want endless chat, I'd like a fucker not a mucker.

Hope you been enjoying the photos :)

Hoping to get my "swingjo" back, it's been a while.

Omg, even longer than a while

This sexy old girl don't want to get it wrong. Again.

Last time I was on my first dating site a guy messaged "Pegging", I said I don't even have washing line".

It got worse...........

I thought "cuckold" sounded like a pirate term and thought he must have been in amateur dramatics.

I found that one out at a family dinner!!

Well I got out of my onsie , blew the cobwebs off a frock and took some photos . Back in onsie now.

Omg, I shared today I'm growing a pineapple in my bay window on a main road.

And, yes, I wore a unicorn shower cap with no understanding of the implications.

Single female/not married

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