FabSwingers.com: Dave (39) , Man in milton keynes, South East, UK

Here I am, the rare, elusive male species…

…okay, fine, I’m about as rare as a seagull at a beach picnic. But at least I’m honest.

Here’s what makes me different from the usual suspects:

I will not send you messages that make you recoil like you’ve seen a tax bill.

I will not throw a tantrum if you’re not interested (I save my meltdowns for gym days).

I will happily video chat to prove I’m real, alive, and not a 57 year old catfish named Brenda.

My alleged strengths (feel free to verify):

Polite. Ridiculously polite. British grandma approved polite.

Naughty when the time is right, no false advertising here.

A firm believer in equal opportunity pleasure. Teamwork makes the dream work.

I box and go to the gym… even if I look like a man who only fights with duvet covers.

“Well equipped.” Yes, it’s true. I’m basically the IKEA of men: lots of parts, all oversized.

Hygiene on point. I show up smelling like I have something to prove.

Excellent FWB potential. Batteries included.

Bottom line: I understand respect, privacy, and having fun without making things weird.

Men don’t get many messages on here, but if you hit me up, I’ll make it worth your while (and probably make you laugh).

Also: I give massages. Dangerously good massages.

And I travel a lot for work, so my location changes more than my gym playlist, but don’t let that scare you off.

Swipe right, say hi, or send a random emoji. I can work with anything except ??. That one raises questions.

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