FabSwingers.com: xx (37) , Woman in manchester, North West, UK

I'm permanently living abroad.

I log-in here accidentally, I am no longer active on this site.

A quick guide on how to get a reply on fab:

1. READ THE FUCKING PROFILE.

2. Don't be an asshole who ruins it for the good guys.

An advanced guide on how to get a reply on fab:

1. MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT and look closely on how you present yourself. If your profile is empty, you won't get a reply from 90% of women. The other 10% only pretends to be a girl to view your private gallery and dream of sucking you off with a moustache.

- Invest time in your description: it should tell who you are, what are you looking for on here and what interests you.

- Take a couple of good photos, including a clear picture of your face. Preferably smiling.

- Now, dick pics. Flaccid penis isn't really a thing. Penis with a toilet seat as a background isn't a thing. Nudes in a bathroom full of your girlfriend's cosmetics certainly isn't a thing. Phimosis and foreskin covering fully hard penis is a turn off.

- Oh, and don't cheat on your size. 7" isn't VWE, dear.

2. Now, boy, stop wanking to those photos and focus. Read her profile. If you MADE THE FUCKING EFFORT you already know it has hints on conversational topics and allows you to discover person you are interested in. Simple as fuck, right?

3. WRITE A MEMORABLE FIRST MESSAGE.

Due to being flooded with messages we have very limited time to judge potential compatibility and attraction. THAT'S WHY IT'S CRUCIAL TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION IN YOUR INITIAL MESSAGE.

- Use your brain before you use your dick. Is there anything you like/dislike/ interests you in the profile, do we have anything in common at all?

- Avoid small talks. They are like a ping pong of conversation you don't really want to have but it's polite, so you do it even if you don't mean it. 'Hey, how are you, I'm fine, you? I'm OK, ta. Wuu2' and the conversation dies because I'm already snoring from boredom or your message gets lost in hundreds of others.

- Be cautious with flattery. We know men use them to get to our pants here.

- Behave like a gentleman. If we were in a bar and you approached me with fab's most popular pick up line ( 'Squirt on my face'), you'd come back to your mates with a slap mark on your face or a drink poured over your overpriced shirt, so don't be too surprised if I ignore or delete those messages straight away.

- Tame your autocorrect and use proper grammar. 'I love a good squirrel/make you squire everywhere', 'Your fit', 'Gawjus/gorgouse/gorgess', 'nakid and hard', 'fancy a line off my cock', 'fuck u mouth smoke n chill' are only few examples from my gallery of shame.

Don't be an asshole who ruins it for the good guys. MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT.

You've made it so far? Congratulations. You deserve a treat.

About me:

Well-travelled, well-educated, sapiosexual, affectionate kitty cat with an ever-curious, Epicurean nature, keen on EXPERIENCING what's best in life.

Hedonism/sensualism/exhibitionism-voyeurism is a big thing for me right now. Passion of pleasing and being pleased combined with curiosity is my main drive and motivation to be here.

Sexually I'm very experienced, however as an experimentalist I'll always find myself a challenge or things I haven't done before. Having an open mind and mindful approach to sex certainly helps :)

When horny, I'm a proud slut, size queen worshipping cocks and very eager student of the Deep Throat University craving for certain level of hedonistic depravation - however those qualities are not available for everyone. On the other hand, sometimes I turn into a total sweetheart keen on cuddles and Netflix, craving for affection and emotional nurturance.

I would love to find a regular partner who would challenge me intellectually, satisfy me as a lover, keen on actually knowing better my complicated, sophisticated nature. I believe I have a lot to offer for the right person.

I'm really tired of being treated like a hole to spunk on and some sort of free-of-charge whore because I offer rare sexual qualities (squirting, DT, exceptional bj/handjobs), that's why I don't do quickies anymore. Fucking strangers is cool but in the long run sex becomes very transactional and depersonalising which makes me uncomfortable.

Same with 'friends with benefits'. Everyone on here wants to claim benefits but skip the 'friends' part. Ergo: messaging me only while having a hardon and ignoring me for the rest of the time isn't really my idea of FwB.

Fucking is so easy here, having a connection, in contrary, almost impossible to find.

You have to know who you are and what you want when approaching me.

PS. I don't fuck men in exclusive relationships without consent of their partner. Fucking cheating dickweasels is a moral discomfort which I would like to avoid. Karma comes back, you know.

PS2. Ladies, don't be lazy, stealing cunts. If you copy this to your profile, my birds will find you and you'll get reported.

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