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Sexy Sixty Plus/Flirty Dirty Slutty Pocket Rocket Wife


Woman in Venus, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

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Looking For

Men aged 48 to 60 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Spunky

63 years old
Straight

5'1"  155cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Toys, Voyeurism
** UPDATE**

09/09/24

Spunky isn’t meeting at the moment whilst her spaceship is in dry dock

Spunky shall update you all when I’m ‘open for business & taking bookings’

Please continue to message Spunky & I’ll reply when I can.

Don’t forget to include an up to date face pic with your message NOT just a dic pic yawn yawn. Messages with just a dic pic will be automatically deleted. Yes I know I’ve repeated that further down but some of you aren’t reading that far …

Spunky wants to see what handsome Chappies you all are lol ;) :P

If you’re still interested please continue reading Spunky’s amusing tongue in cheek profile.

Keep on swinging!!

Oops wrong show!! Doh!! lol :P

60+ REALLY?!! NO WAY?!

We’re here for a good time not a long time so let’s have FUN!!

One HOT Cougar Momma here & yes I AM picky who is going to pass the auditions.

NO, NO, NO!!! I am most DEFINITELY NOT a bloke nor a weirdo in stockings (as it’s been suggested lol) nor a time waster so please don’t waste my time.

NO more dic pics please!!

Please send a face pic if you want to get Spunky’s attention!!

No face pic, then your message gets deleted & YES it’s MY prerogative!! SIMPLES!!

I am NOT desperate to meet up with just ANYONE!!

I AM married so I’m DEFINITELY NOT looking for another hubby lol

YES I am a naughty slutty wife & hubby doesn’t know I’m on here.

A non intimate marriage but that’s my business.

NO!! I can’t/won’t meet up at silly o’clock/THAT evening.

IF I choose to chat with you then it’s because I’m a Chatty Cathy & want to see IF we’ve got any chemistry first & foremost.

No chemistry then DEFINITELY no chance of a fuck… I’ve got my toys for that! lol

Preferably clean shaven & “hair on your head”- sorry just personal preference.. unless it’s part of your job … Military etc

YESSSSS Spunky LOVES a man in uniform!!! TWIT TWOO!!!

Tell me a girl who doesn’t & I’ll tell you they’re lying lol

Tall men to the front of the queue!! 5ft 10” & over please!! Spunky’s the short arse/pocket rocket here!l

A social is PARAMOUNT after all Spunky’s not a drive through fuck n go & also for safety reasons.

‘I’m in London tonight/this week, fancy dinner & a fuck’ or I’d like to meet you & give you a good fucking’ messages will be deleted.

Yes, Spunky KNOWS this is a sex site BUT a little bit of decorum & manners maketh the man goes a LONG LONG WAY in wooing Spunky.

Random friend requests will also be deleted.

IF Spunky’s interested AFTER we’ve spoken, then I SHALL request you as a friend.

Oh … PLEASE DO NOT PESTER SPUNKY!!!

I shall chat with you as soon as I can OR if I’ve not spoken with you for a while then it’s obvious that Spunky is VERY busy & obviously NOT interested!!

Queen Spunky does not have a Social Secretary & shall reply as soon as lol :P

NO Black nor Asian cocks or pussies- sorry if that offends but just personal choice. It’s a FREE world & YES I AM permitted to say that as some dick’s just tried to ‘politically correct’ me?!!! WTF?!! GRR!! DELETE!! BLACK IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT KING IN SPUNKY’S WORLD!!

Happy fabbing & thanks for reading my profile :)) xx