FabSwingers.com: slick (47) , Man in Portishead/Bristol, South West, UK

I am a 48 year old single bisexual man and I'm looking to meet women, men, couples or groups for lots of filthy fun.

I’m here as single man but will also play as mmf looking for a single girl to join us.

I am Also looking to explore the club scene so if anyone wants to show me the ropes either mf mmf, or mm please let me know.

I was Recently introduced to pegging and I liked it a lot so any Dom ladies want to use me feel free.

If online I’m generally looking to meet straight away. If I wink I’m interested and I’ll reply to all messages but if I don’t reply quickly then it means I’m away from the site so even if it shows me online I I do t reply quickly then I’m otherwise occupied. I live in Portishead so the far side of Bristol may be a bit of a trek for North Bristol but I can usually accom. And I am worth the journey!

I’m a Non smoker don’t mind smokers but not in my house please I’m clean shaven and always shower before meets and I do expect the same from you I will turn you away if you’re minging!

I Have pictures but only if we’re chatting I’m not a Spank bank and if you don’t have pictures please don’t message me, or friend request me when we haven’t spoken .

I’m not here for pen pals I want to meet and always show up.

Feel free to send me a message if you want to know anything, and I’m always up to try new things so why not ask if there’s a box that needs ticking I may surprise you!

Also if I message you please reply even if it’s a no thanks, as manners cost nothing.

Also if you hide your profile then you need to fuck off and the same goes for those that have no pics and ask for mine,

Also if we’re chatting and it takes you 20 minutes to reply you will be blocked. If we arrange a meet and you’re significantly longer than arranged with no update same thing. I’m here to have lots of fun, test boundaries and have sex not be messed about. So please only genuine people and if this offends please feel free to block me

I can rarely plan meets far in advance and usually if I’m online I’m looking to meet, although I would be interested in travelling for meets for longer periods of time. Im happy with a quick fuck and go, and I also love long drawn out sessions. pushy or rude people will be blocked

I’m not on kik and don’t give out my number unless I know you,

I’m also a supporter of this site so know if you’ve looked at my profile, it’s funny how many “straight” guys are looking at me. I don’t care, but it is funny! And actually someone who is putting one thing in a profile and then is asking for something else when you are messaging Doesn't really inspire trust.

Please don’t ask for pics if you dont have any yourself and also if you want a face pic include yours when you ask for mine or else you’ll get blocked.

I do not give permission for my information or images to be used by other people blah blah blah I’m here to have a good time and dont want drama so hopefully after reading this it will have ed out the idiots. happy fabbing folks And let’s all enjoy ourselves.

Also this site has a lot of people that talk a lot of shit, I can hold a conversation am sociable and a nice guy, however if I’m online I’m horny and on my phone trying to arrange a meet so won’t be writing essays to impress you on a first hello message; obviously if we chat then the message will be more than I’m Simon and free to meet kind of thing .

We’re all on this site to have some fun so if you want some without any fuss or drama then send me a message and let’s have a meet

If your profile is new or looks dodgy please don’t ask for pics. If your profile says couple and you’re only meeting as single once again this doesn’t inspire trust. Also there are so many fucking idiots here that spend ages talking then disappear. I’m not making arrangements for meets in The future if I dont know you, so if you want to meet then it’s about right now not next week.

Also I’m not hairy generally smooth chest etc and always pretty trimmed where it counts no beards stubble or much hair in general so if that is an issue probably best to pass me by.

I’m a stocky build and covid hasn’t been kind so carrying a bit of lockdown weight as well once again if not your thing pass me by.

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