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Tonight Mathew, I shall be Brad Pitt :)


Man in Bedford, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Saturday... Strange days turn to strange nights

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

seanO

49 years old
Straight

5'10"  178cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Reasons for you to stop reading this profile and move along:

You don’t think personal hygiene, grooming or looking after yourself are important.

If you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch on the way down, climbed back up again and gave it another go (with the same result).

You take life very, very seriously.

You take Greggs very, very seriously.

Me:

Told I’m good looking and in pretty good shape (considering my past and present lifestyle choices), average/fit build, shaved/trimmed where it counts.

I’d like to think I’m open minded and up for pretty much for trying anything within reason (how else will we know)?

Generally very chilled out and always looking to have fun (there’s a time and place to be grown up and sensible, but it’s probably not here).

Social meet (however brief) or messaging/chatting first is essential, if there isn’t a mutual ‘click’ let’s not waist each other’s time, we’ve all got lives to live away from here.

A typical introductory message from me?

(she stated ‘looking for someone regular)

I wrote:

Looking for someone regular?

That’s me!

Every morning straight after I’ve had my Costa, regular as clockwork, in fact you could probably set your watch by my arse. :)

(Blocked….. there’s just no pleasing some people!).

So, if you got this far feel free to message me but please be aware that I do not reply to messages/profiles without pictures, these must include any three of the following: your face, body, your aunties cat, the contents of your fridge, a line of dwarfs performing the can can.

To prove you have read this profile please start your message with:

‘I’m ten years older and three stone heavier than my profile would have you believe and use photo filters the equivalent of 20 pint strong beer goggles’.

Pet hate:

If you’ve put “make me laugh” in your profile maybe try reading your messages?

Any universities, libraries, zoos, museums, cafes/bars, morgues are free to help themselves to anything I post, the rest of you will have to ask nicely :)