FabSwingers.com: Bull (53) , Man in Redruth, South West, UK

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy

There's too much hate and killin goin on

But when I see the bare chest of a woman

My worrys and my problems are all gone

No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl

Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree

If you got, two fun bags,

Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other

You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other

Even if you're really old, theres nothing wrong

Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me

Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see

Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be

If you got, dos chichi's,

Show them to me

I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated

Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated

Theres no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true

If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours too...

Show them to me, show them to me

Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.

Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy

If you got two casabas

Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony

It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history

If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,

I said if you love your country yeah

Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me

Some may say I can spell lol

My mother said

that I never should

Play with the naughty rude

girls in the wood

Their giggling talk

I could never understand

And that's why I fell in love

with my right hand

And that's why...

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And it does me good

like it bloody well should

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And I'm always pulling my pud

I was twenty five years old

before I was kissed

And then I found

that I preferred

a swift one off the wrist

It's cheap and convenient

you can't catch VD

It's available at any time

and it's absolutely free

And that's why....

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And it does me good

like it bloody well should

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And I'm always pulling my pud

Oh Mrs. Palm

and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms

and my dong is growing shorter

My knees have turned to water

and I think I'm going blind

I've winked over Italy

I've winked over Spain

I've winked in an omnibus

I've even had a wink on a train

I've used a badger

and a melon and a cat

An inflatable Linda Lovelace

and a Davy Crockett hat

And that's why....

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And it does me good

like it bloody well should

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And I'm always pulling my pud

'ere listen

Oh Mrs. Palm

and your five lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

and being oh so kind

I've got pains in my arms

and my dong is growing shorter

My knees have turned to water

and I think I'm going blind

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And it does me good

like it bloody well should

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And I'm always pulling my pud

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And it does me good

like it bloody well should

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And I'm always pulling my pud

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And it does me good

like it bloody well should

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

And I'm always pulling my pud

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

I bloody well should

I'm always pulling my pud

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