FabSwingers.com: Mr Saucy (52) & Mrs Busty (50) , Couple in Derby (ish), East Midlands, UK

If our profile has made you curious,

Why not be brave and message us.

You could have a laugh, and with some luck,

You might meet us and have a good.................couple of like minded people to have a giggle with ;-)

Yes we have a lot of veris but that doesn't mean we are sluts (well not all the time anyway), just very sociable so if you are somebody who fancies a giggle with possible added fun and frolics then please read on; this is all about having fun.

Mrs Busty is naturally curvy in all the right places (she claims quite a lot of her curves are also in the wrong places); she has stunning eyes, mischievous smile and an incredibly talented tongue (apparently !!!). She classes herself as bi playful; she came into this life for the pussy and stayed for the cock. She is definitely embracing the adventure and bringing some enjoyment to others along the way. Equally attracted to men and women, it’s all about the connection not the genitals. Treat her right and you will get a mind blowing experience, treat her wrong and the only thing you will get is the door hitting you on the way out.

Mr Saucy would like to think he falls into athletic build (he claims that javelin, discus and shot putt are all athletics) but he is actually average(ish) with a big barrel chest. He has a well trimmed short stubble beard which gives a little tickle where needed, a talented tongue and apparently he can breathe through his ears (as long as you don't squeeze your thighs too tight). He claims (in that accent of his that seems to be a big hit) that he is being dragged along, kicking and screaming, on this adventure totally against his will; although he hides it well. He is straight and loves a good woman almost as much as he loves a bad woman ;-) Similar to Mrs Busty it’s all about the connection, interesting people who enjoy a laugh.

We are happy to soft swap or full swap (but only if full swap is SAFE, SAFE or SAFE; you get the idea) and kissing is a must - how do people do this without kissing ? Generally meet in clubs (although love a social in a pub and a big fan of the LV socials),we are members of Libs, Chams, Purple Mamba and Pandoras.

We have a family and been happily married for many years and intend to stay that way; we have a life and aren't interested in messages asking to drop everything and meet now, that's definitely a shortcut to us avoiding you (as is a dick pic or an unsolicited friend request).

Love making connections with like minded people and seeing where it goes. We don't know what the future holds or even what our final destination will be but we are sure this roadtrip is going to be a barrel load of fun and hopefully bring some laughs/giggles/smiles/moans/groans/gasps to others we connect with along the way.

We will try to put an S or B in any chats so you know who is responding (Mr S generally deals with all admin although Mrs B has the final say in what we do, obviously ).

If it seems like we have looked at your profile a few times it's not because we are stalking you, unless you are hot, in which case we might be ;-) . We both access the account and so both of us will look at different times.

Open to single meets with exceptional people, ask the question if you think you are one of the right people.

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