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Man in Tilbury, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 30 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Warren

57 years old
Straight

6'1"  185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Links to my erotic stories are at the bottom of the profile. Just copy and paste and enjoy.

Yoni massages are given on request.

I'm 6'1", 46" chest, 34" waist and used to play rugby so not that attractive. If you think I'm joking, my face is considered an offensive weapon in 27 countries.

Also, a close personal friend once said that I have a face that only a mother would hate to slap, but, still would gladly do it.

I don't have a six-pack or much hair left anymore. I am very clean, very discreet and some would say funny, read to the end to find out why. Some would claim I'm a connoisseur when it comes to a woman's body in that, I know how to pleasure a woman to the point that she goes weak at the knees and her body quivers uncontrollably. That is just with foreplay.

If you just fancy meeting up for a few drinks and having a giggle, contact me.

I'm loquacious, get a few drinks in me and I'll make that donkey someone talked the hind legs off want to get up and go for a walk.

Erudite, the Hyoid is the only bone not connected to another bone.

Inquisitive, why do clouds hang in the sky the same way bricks don't?

Gregarious, love to have people round for a meal or a chat.

Sarcastic, I describe myself as an Idiot Savant without the Savant.

Tactile, I always find your ticklish spot.

Romantic, "Shall I compare you to a summer day, unpredictable".

Attentive, which body part needs rubbing?

Cultured, my socks can stand up by themselves. Sorry, wrong kind of culture.

Sapiophile, if you ask for your steak Tartare to be well done then you're not my type.

I might even look like Tom Hardy after you've had one or two bottles of wine in a dimly lit room without your glasses on.

If you have any questions like, why do clouds hang in the sky the same way bricks don't?

I will answer.

I will travel for the right person/couple and will always turn up to a meeting. Or if you wish, will accommodate, all welcome.

Finding myself in a certain section of Boots. Let's say where the ointments, creams and pills are kept for certain lady troubles. I find it funny how, we men, still like to eat it after reading what they are used to cure.

Just been told that I should be bloody well hung.

Now I'm not sure if that's a reference to the proportional size of my height to the size of my penis, or for a crime?

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