FabSwingers.com: L (48) & S (45) , Couple in Crewe, North West, UK

SINGLE MEN,to save both our times,you need to 50+ and not too local, if you meet that, then scroll down for the rest, if not, seriously, don't fucking bother, you'll be instantly deleted, we don't care how funny you think you are, or "close to age", just don't .

Mr works around the country, doesn't mean we're actually local if it says we are, no need to message.

Also, just cause may have clicked your profile, it means nothing.

So far we have done...

- Mrs S has had a solo social with a single man, nothing more from.that.

- We both met a couple for a social, but that led to more. Ladies kissed, and swapped partners. We had a great time.

- We met another couple from here, same again, "social drinks" turned into more, ended up back at theirs in their hot tub. Great night.

- Mrs S met up with male from last couple for drinks, he got a happy ending to the night.

- Had 3 visits to Atlantis evolution with same couple.

PLEASE READ before you message us, and before you feel the need to ask any of these questions, heres the answers already.

- NO! we/she doesn't want to meet now! (Text and social first only!)

- Men, all winks are ignored and deleted! what part of that don't you get? If you can't be arsed with making a tiny bit of effort then we surely aren't gonna be arsed to even entertain your lazy arse.

- Friend requests are ignored and deleted! Unless we've had some kind of interaction first.

- Not replied?, take the hint, we get/she gets a load a day, you don't need to keep messaging, we/she will reply if she wants to.

- Hi back to you,

- No!, we're not up to much today or at the weekend.

- Yes the weather is nice/crap,

- Thanks, we know the pics are nice.

So now we've no need to reply and will just be deleted.

- Hi, again!, just because someone is online, doesn't mean we're talking now. You men are like trapdoor spiders waiting for prey to be online and you pounce!

Just to clarify, nearly all messages are read and replied to by Mrs S, so it can look like we've been online and not read, that's cause Mr L is just browsing/perving.

Hi there, lovely people, We are a couple from Cheshire, and we are both in our 40s.

We are looking for....

COUPLES...

It's harder to please 4 people at the same time, but looking for couples similar to ourselves (white, non smokers, like to have a laugh, social drinks, food), ages aren't really an issue, body sizes, nothing extreme one way or another. We've soft, full swapped and played as a 4 way, we love kissing, prefer bare, so can provide recent clear tests. She is more than bi curious, done some stuff, still to do some stuff, he is straight. We're open to ideas, suggestions you may have.

Please get in touch..We are happy to chat/exchange pics/numbers if we're all happy (we prefer to use telegram if goes well)

SINGLE WOMEN...

Mrs S to fill in at some point.

SINGLE MEN...

Whilst were not primarily looking for you, S has previously txt and sext men, with the possiblity of meeting for drinks and even potentially being a hotwife.

SO! if you're ...

- 50+

- Not from a CW postcode.

- White.

- Funny/cheeky,like a laugh.

- Have a dad bod, not a gym bro.

- Non smoker.

- Girth wins over length.

DON'T MEET THESE. DON'T BOTHER, YOU'LL JUST BE IGNORED AND DELETED!

Then message, WITH at least a pic sent (unless you have some on profile) and add something about you. Make the effort and you may get somewhere if you fit her bill.

If ok, she will chat here, then take to telegram, we'll be both in chat, but Mr will only read and not get involved and if good it may lead to a social, poss more. But it won't be a straight off process, trust and a rapport being built is a must. But previous times she has done pics and vids for ones that got somewhere.

Thanks for looking,

S & L

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