FabSwingers.com: sam (31) , Man in London, Greater London, UK

New to all this malarkey so looking for some new experiences. I am here without permission so 100% discretion is expected

Things I like

- Good banter and humour - LOVE THAT!

- Bald or trimmed down below,don't need to be seeing tarzan running around down there!

-Good hygiene and personal care- LOVE THAT!

- nice teeth, legs and feet, I'm a sucker for pretty feet!

- Foreplay and eating pussy- LOVE THAT!

Dislikes

- if you sound like Phil mitchel and cough like you smoke 300 cigarettes a day - NU'UH SISTER

-if you say in your profile your a "cum whore" or "cum slag" ect then your probably harbouring some sort of disease and I don't need that so....NU'UH SISTER

- if you have teeth like golom - NU'UH SISTER

-If you live off my taxes because you would rather sit on this fuck site 24/7 looking for dick and getting as many verifications as you can - NU'UH SISTERRRRR

not interested in meeting men so don't waste your time, my profile says straight and looking for women, unless your Chris Evans, ryan reynolds or Tom Hardy then maybe I MIGHT consider it otherwise its just no.

I've already seen what looks like alot of fake and sketchy profiles here so if your messaging me with only 1 picture of an absolute stunning girl in your public pictures you sure as hell better be able to prove it :')

Put Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in your message so I know you've read this........if you want.

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