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Essex Hotwife Couple Looking For Male or Couple

& M (38)
MF Cpl in Chelmsford, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women aged 30 to 45. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

F

38 years old
Straight

5'1"  155cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

M

38 years old
Straight

5'6"  168cm
Ample
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Hi,

We are a married couple who enjoy chatting and wanting to get to know other males and couples.

We are looking to try our first MFM.

We like to take our time in getting to know people before we meet up, if we feel we are all happy and ready then we will arrange a meeting and see what happens, maybe watch us and join in.

Wifes fantasy is to be spied on by another male while she is in the shower, we also think this would be a great way to get things started.

Please read following before messaging us, we couldn’t have said this better ourselves and got permission to use this. Read on or you will not even get looked at straight deleted.

1. Attach a recent and clear face pic to prevent me from deleting your ass unread, not a 2018 wearing sunglasses, a hat and standing 500’ from the camera. I don’t care what’s in your message, what the headline is or how close you are, if there isn’t a pic attached I’ll just delete it every time

2. Don’t attach a cock pic, this makes you look extremely stupid, look around you, they all look the same. Also if you have a pic of your cock on your profile with a sky remote next to it presume your not for me.

3. Be local, I have enough trouble getting guys to show up who live in the next street so messaging me to tell me I’m amazing from 100 miles away will get you deleted, I’m not chasing compliments, I honestly don’t care if you like me or not.

4. “Want to chat” when you’re the other end of the country = please talk dirty so I can wank…..move on.

5. “Hey I’m local, let’s meet “ when you look like you live under a bridge is only going to end one way and it’s not going to be with me getting undressed.

6. Contact Moonpig, I simply don’t care if it’s your birthday.

7. Calling me a bitch or saying I’m rude because I deleted your messages is funny, it shows your lack of understanding how a swinging site works.

8. I’m not trip advisor so asking me for feedback is only going to end in tears for you.

9. “I know you, I saw you yesterday, we spoke before, do you remember me, hello stranger, long time no speak, we used to be friends on my old profile, I saw you at a party before, were you in Asda yesterday, I’m in your area, I’m your way on business next week,” Isn’t going to work, I’m not that gullible and will have me shouting over to my husband “I’ve got another twat here who says he knows us from Tesco and a guy in a hoodie in the area on business next month away” this is when he mumbles “block the twat”.

10. Presume I’m fine, no that’s not wine, no I’m not attracted to bbc, no I don’t want to borrow your husband, no I don’t want to see your cock and no I don’t want to watch you on cam.

11. If you send me your number saying “wuu2 bay, you is lush” I will presume you’re currently having a stroke and need medical attention, I’ll also pass your number on to the next 10 guys who want phone sex so don’t complain when Bill and Bigcockfrank75 call you and start heavy breathing 15 times an hour.

12. Stop putting hmmm, mmmm, he he, ha ha at the end of your message, “I want to fuck you mmm” makes you sound like Benny Hill and “I want to fuck you he he” is just plain creepy.

13. let me explain how this site works, I wake up and look at my messages, I respond to the people I’d fuck and I delete the people I wouldn’t fuck, there are no varying degrees to “I wouldn’t fuck you” it’s really that simple. I’m honestly not playing hard to get.

14. If you’re upset I don’t reply…I don’t care, simply move on, it’s not rude to not reply, it is rude to keep messaging when I’m obviously deleting you because I don’t like you.

15. If I delete your first message, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th etc are not going to help you, you still look the same.

16. I don’t do cyber, if you’re talking to a girl who’s in to cyber, chances are excellent that girl is called Dave.

17. Telling me what you want to do to me is boring, all you will have achieved is making me throw up in my mouth a little and put me off my breakfast.

18. Yes I’m a bitch, even the devil says “oh shit she’s awake” when I get up.

19. Yes I’m bisexual-putting that out there on the rare chance it’s not only me that’s real on here. (Fems your worse than the guys)

20. No I won’t meet you alone, no fun for me and my husband so why would I?.

21. Groups-yes please, if you want a quick blow job in the back of a car that girl went a while ago.

22. “Can I ask you a question?” ….nope

23. Things I don’t want to do with you, watch you wank, talk on SC or Skype and I don’t care if WhatsApp is easier for you.

24 “Please give me a chance, I have a wonderful personality, I’m a laugh, but I really like you” is not going to help you, I’m shallow, I’m looking for looks and body, if you think that’s harsh you’re on the wrong site.

25 Telling me I’m not your type and I have a big ass after I said no to your “omg I want you bad” message makes you look 12 and makes me laugh at you, out loud and for real.

26 “I wish I was closer” well you’re not so don’t send a pointless message

27 “male half here, my wife is just out, at work, in bed, not around, would you meet me?” Get divorced and find a new wife

28 “I don’t want a reply etc I just wanted to say you look great”…..five minutes later…”not your type?? Why no reply??”

29. When guys randomly send a “No thanks” message or an insult when we’ve never spoken before, this is what happened. You looked at my pictures and got mad at me because you realised that I’d turn you down flat if you asked due to the fact you struggle on here, it’s like you walked into Mercedes, saw that gorgeous AMG you wanted but realised you’ll never be that lucky, you turned around, left and told yourself that you didn’t like the wheels anyway and the interior wasn’t nice enough, just keep in mind you were insignificant to the Mercedes.

30. Your opinion of me is insignificant.

31. First message of “who do you think you are? Do you think your hot because your not? Etc etc makes me smile to myself because I know you took the time to look at me, read my profile then look at me some more whilst coming to the conclusion I wouldn’t meet you so you thought you would take your disappointment out on me = warm feeling for me

32. “I’m a fireman, soldier, police officer, Do you like a man in uniform?” only two people think a uniform makes you look more attractive, you and your mom. Thank you for your service, now sit back down.

Thanks xx