FabSwingers.com: Ryan (46) & Caroline (44) , Couple in Falkirk, Scotland, UK

+++ READ BEFORE YOU MESSAGE!

If you don’t follow the rules — you’ll be blocked instantly.

We’re not being rude, just saving everyone’s time.

We’ve written this so you know exactly what we want and how to message us.

If you can’t be bothered to read it, don’t expect a reply.

+++ THE BASICS

• Guys: Don’t message us or send friend requests unless our status says we’re looking specifically for males!

Ignore this = instant block. Nothing personal, just too many messages.

• Females & Couples: For you, our inbox is always open, but please include face + body pics in your first message.

No pics = no reply. Simple. We need to know who we're talking to.

• Cancelled or ghosted before? Don’t try again.

We don’t waste time twice.

• No one-liners.

“Hi”, “Wanna meet?”, “How r u?” = delete & block.

Effort matters. If your message is lazy, we assume you are in all other areas too, you get the idea.

+++ MESSAGES WE DELETE IMMEDIATELY

“Hi”

“Hey, how are you?”

“Wanna meet?”

“Hey, howz u?”

Anything that looks copied or takes 3 seconds to write

+++ WHO WE ARE

We’re Caroline & Ryan, mid-40s couple looking for fun, genuine, regular connections — couples or singles for MFMF, MFM, and MF meets (M when on status and F too).

Age limits apply. We must see face and body pics before adding anyone.

Caroline might meet solo later, but never before we’ve met together first and confirmed it’s genuine.

+++ FIRST MEETS

• We prefer to keep it relaxed — no pressure, no expectations, just see if the vibe’s right. Even during the meet, we have the right to say 'no thanks' if we feel something has been misled... it happens more than it should!

• If we meet, you must be fine with private photos/videos (for us only). We try not to include faces anyway. We're open to chat about it, but if not discussed, expect a camera.

+++ ABOUT ARRANGED MEETS

Cancel last minute or disappear = blocked. (Genuine REAL reasons are accepted but we can sniff out lies a mile off and heard it all before).

We get that nerves happen, but respect goes both ways.

+++ BEFORE YOU MESSAGE

• If we don’t reply — we’re either busy or not interested. Please don’t send more. Pushy behaviour will not be tolorated, but also reported.

• We don’t accept friend requests from empty or half-finished profiles. Nor do we except random ones either.

• Start your message with “LOUD AND CLEAR” so we know you’ve read this.

Miss that = no reply.

• VAGUE!! locations like 'Scotland'. If youre not local, don't waste our time. If we don't see a local location, we won't waste our time either!

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