FabSwingers.com: Lock (48) & Load (54) , Couple in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

Hi guys, we have now got lots of friends on here please no newbies and pls don't ask us trivial questions or invite us as a friend If we have not met or spoken for a while. Fab us we may fab you back... Take it from there x now sticking to cupids,chams, infusions,cjs and few others still to try we have hit our preferences x

Ok. We are a very down to earth, realistic, professional married couple v v much in love. we don't need to expand on our sex life but after a wee trip many years ago to Blackpool for infusions annual ( oops nearly put anal there) party we met so many nice folk we are happy to play together, watch and experiment. Load has carte blanche to go on his own (as verifications prove this) so any mmf home visits are just fine. Some rules apply though x

Lock has an ass that has for sure downgraded kyles, she is size 6 , petite cracking figure and lovely personality. V shy but in good company and a glass or 2 of quality White wine can party alright. We are never bald below or will be. Light bush usually as let's face it we are mature humans but were not captain caveman downstairs either. (nor do we wear flares, play cheesy music or come to "fix the fridge" 70s style)

Not looking for any prototype just good, Sane and sexy people who respect privacy. We have met a few swingers and why do they have better personalities than most of our closest friends..? Please dont talk about how well your kids are doing etc.... Massive turn off . We have more of an inclination to keep our play to clubs, but who knows.

Select single guys are fine as long as you dont have a huge dong, stays all night and have the best tougne on the planet yawn.....fucking yawn.... Or your exciting story to tell us about your football team, car or the secret mission you currently are not really involved with. We are approachable and we are not homophobic, sizeist, ageist and love any colour of skin. Hygiene and apperance is important to us ( contradictory some might say if you read our interests list, lol.... We are anal additcts ) and please if we dont gel or you like to knock one out whilst watching the magic roundabout we will be polite in saying "all the best".....

Lock is bi load is straight (ish) but has absolutely no issues with close quarters with guys (think he likes it tbh) and does not freak out with a bit friendly fire.

We dont label ourselves as "swingers" but hedonistic party folk who party hard and see what happens.... Our to try out lists includes - townhouse, club F and a few others. We read the short reviews but always welcome feedback.

Load is far from a normal guy, no jim royal or 6 pack either( he did have one but drank it the other night) Got a BBQ in mind if this frigging weather behaves in sept. Not a swing event but adult theme with compulsory boobs out by 9 pm and load is not a booby man so watch your thongs girls they may be pinged.

Usual commitments making life busy. When we do get out it's randomness we like. Nothing set in stone.

Hint and tips....

Scat lovers ......save time you sickos and swim in the river Thames

Pain lovers.... Listen to the Star Wars theme tune over and over again like I have to put up with the last 5 weeks

It's rude to spit,

And

Oh , anyone who thinks st8 anal sex is too kinky best get your knitting needles looked out...

Just have fun ......Spread them and pout....I'm sure You've still got it xxxx in 20 yrs maybe not...NIKE

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