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Usual single guy on Fab


Man in Market Rasen, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Rob

48 years old
Straight

5'10"  178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams
As I'm a single male, you will obviously know the following about me:

My main reason for being on here is to waste other people's time. If in the process of that I can obtain photographs of them, all the better, as there clearly aren't enough nude photographs of strangers freely available on the internet already.

If we do agree to meet, it's highly unlikely that I would turn up. I might make up some excuse that my cat has a cold, but not having a cat probably means that that isn't entirely true. Otherwise, I will leave you sat waiting and wondering. If you feel let down, I will refuse to take responsibility.

It goes without saying that, as with all single male fabbers, my standards are exceptionally low. If I do make contact, most likely by cutting and pasting the same badly punctuated one liner, that is just me fishing for sexual partners. And I will naturally assume that by responding to me someone is giving the green light for a meet to be going ahead in the very near future.

Obviously, I have no interest in social meets, and will assume that we will be playing. If that doesn't happen I usually sulk and then badmouth the other person as publicly as possible.

I often send pictures with a first message. Sometimes it's an out of date picture of myself, sometimes a stranger that I've taken from the internet, or if I'm feeling especially classy, I'll send a picture of my genitals. I've found in my vast experience that girls in particular love that.

Speaking of which, I do have vast experience, and have been with in excess of one woman.

I am very very very well endowed. Well, that's what I tell people. Hopefully by the time they find out otherwise, it will be too late and they will feel too awkward to say no.

I have a high standard of personal hygiene, bathing monthly whether I need to or not, although I don't care about the cleanliness of any partner, as long as I get to shag them really.

Most of all, because of all of the above, I will assume that I am God's gift to pretty much everyone.

Look forward to hearing from all of you!!!