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Man looking for women


Man in Exeter, South West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

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Looking For

Women aged 45 to 65. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Baldyfatbloke

55 years old
Straight

6'0"  183cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

I am a fat, bald bloke with a tiny penis (no sense in lying as you’ll only be disappointed at some point!) I have absolutely no character and no sense of humour. In fact a night spent stripping wallpaper would probably be more exciting than an evening with me! If you’re into blindfolds, that’s great, as you’ll probably ask for one once you see me naked. Ladies; please no pussy pics. I know what a pussy is and what it looks like (I’ve seen pictures!), and if I want to see pussy pics I’ll log on to “I can haz Cheezburger.com” (Really, check it out. It’s great!). Those of you with eyes will notice that my profile is lacking in pictures. There is a reason for this. Due to the fact that I’m a fat ugly b***ard, a lack of photos may give me a fighting chance.(PS: tried filters but it was akin to putting lipstick on Jabba the Hut), Finally, please don’t get shirty if you don’t get an immediate reply to your message. This isn’t because of the amount of messages I receive; it’s because I can’t write. No really.....even now this profile blurb is being typed by my trained service Koala. He may be small and furry, but he’s a Ninja with IT, Anyway, feel free to message. I may reply, I may not; depends what sort of mood the Koala’s in.