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& Lois (56)
MF Cpl in Near Macclesfield, North West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 30 to 64 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Peter

57 years old
Bi-curious

6'1"  185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Lois

56 years old
Bi-curious

5'6"  168cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams
With recent communications in mind we would please ask that fakes, catfish and general bull shitters give us a wide berth...thank you. :)

NOTE, we do not send face pictures.

Please do not message us if you have the word "professional" in your profile, status or message. We will not be impressed and we would most likely ignore or delete.

Do not ask if we are okay ! The message will be deleted.

Hi, welcome to our profile, long term married couple looking for fun, self confessed size queen. A hung/well endowed bi or bi curious male would be much appreciated.

However we easily can play totally straight.

Note...if you cannot hold a decent level of conversation on here then we probably won't get on in person.

We always meet up clean, showered and smelling fresh, we would expect the same.(cannot believe we need to say that lol)

Winks are bloody good to show your interest but prefer a message.

Won't meet smokers or vapers.

If your profile status shows...

Hangover horn...smashed the gym..professional type of status's...not for us.. boring !!!

We don't send face pics, we have unfortunately had to write this in our profile again despite it already being in at the beginning of our profile due to a couple not reading the profile.They asked for face pics after asking us to meet them and when we pointed out that " we don't send face pics" and it is stated in our profile, they promptly spat their dummies out and then proceeded to throw their toys out of their pram. Had they read the profile then they would not have wasted our time or theirs... yes they walk amongst us !

Whilst we are very flattered by friends requests, however if we have not chatted in detail or met it is not going to be accepted and you will be blocked. Plus it's manners to ask first.

Plus it's nice to ask before sending a friends request in any case.

Please if you message be aware it could be either of us online..."hi gorgeous" doesn't work with any of us really especially the male lol...

Very open to suggestions and saucy scenarios, we might surprise you ...and probably surprise us aswell !!! Lol

I have been told a few times that I'd make a great dominatrix...there is an evil streak in me lol.

The male is quite well endowed as quoted by a few.

Bi playful is of interest.

Not into men in women's clothes.

No anal play in any form...sorry.

We are very very sexual, we love outdoor fun, apparently the ladies oral skills are to be sampled. She can be very very naughty.

Would love a Bukkake type scenario.

We are definitely NOT drug friendly.

We do not respond to hidden profiles.

Thanks for reading. Please put " I have not read your crap profile" in your initial message so we know you have read it...lol :)

And please please please do not message with "how are you" or just "hey". It will probably just get deleted...sorry not sorry.

Catch our interest guys.

Ps, local to our location please.

PET HATE ...IF YOU FAB OUR PICS AND YOU EITHER HAVE NO PICS OF YOUR OWN OR YOUR PROFILE IS HIDDEN, THEN WE WILL BLOCK.