FabSwingers.com: Jan (64) & Richard (66) , Couple in Radlett, HERTFORDSHIRE, Greater London, UK

ABOUT US

I, Janet, am a petite athletic black girl born in Jamaica and raised in Lancashire. I still have some of the figure of the county sprinter I once was. I enjoy sex with thinking but modest guys who can make me laugh. Wham bam thank you ma’am leaves me cold. Neither of us give or receive pain or have a bi cell in our body but otherwise we are a deal more sexually inventive than most. Richard runs a mile a day, holds 39 year old aircrew physical fitness and has succeeded stratospherically at everything he has tackled in life. As a result the average age of his last 1000 sexual encounters must be well under 40. Judging by the salacious texts on his phone from 20 somethings, he is ageless. I don't do black guys. For deserving ladies and couples I allow Richard off his leash to meets by himself! He has lead three hour threesomes in our dungeon giving much happiness to all.

We have seventeen private secluded acres including a stream, forest and a magical leafy dell for alfresco dogging type sex and wild swimming, a dungeon with straps etc, sauna, a caravan, log cabin, hot tub and 16m pool so no shortage of settings!

We are polite considerate hosts so within reason permit our guest(s) to set the pace and rules of engagement. We have found that insecure couples want same room swapping so that they can check their partners are not enjoying themselves more with another person (they mouth less insecure reasons of course). Thus our preference is for separate rooms so that our guests can go home without insecure recriminations such as 'you never scream that much with me' and 'if you told me you wanted that type of sex you should have told me first', etc etc. This venue has been described as a 'firsts factory' as we take pride in all our guests leaving with grins on their faces from having pushed a previous boundary - often with a champagne bottle! We will suffer rubberware if you insist. Otherwise we apply the strategy that has kept us free of stds all our lives - being very choosy, infrequent and foreplay to maximise lubricant. We have yet to meet swingers with ugly faces but can't say the same regarding bodies! If you are too timorous to show pictures or those pictures might conceal clinical obesity please discard that obesity before making it public. Curvy is ok - but only in ladies!

We are busy but diary disciplined and expect the same in return. If you don’t honour a meet nor send apology nor explanation (50% of fabbers so far), we will neither listen to your excuses nor allow you back into our hallowed socio-sexual diaries until you have made appropriate penance (we keep a marrow in the freezer for this very purpose!). More worrying to us than any Sydney university is the infiltration of this site by time wasters. We have flatteringly been described several times as swinging royalty. On that basis, no more consider an arrangement to meet with us an 'option in case nothing better comes along' than you would an invitation to Buckingham palace - lol. For the benefit of starry-eyed newbies here is a broad classification of time wasters: Pure fantasists (25%) - these people are quick with the talk but change the subject when you ask for dates to meet and are much quicker to tell you dates that they can't meet than dates they can. Aggravated fantasists (20%) - as before but do agree to a date then neither open mails, communicate nor send any apologies from around two days to the meet. Control freaks (25%) - these people need you to know how much more important their lives are than anyone else's. They expect firm dates from you but warn you that they could disengage due to myriad unforeseen minutiae in their lives. Maritally insecure (15%) - These couples appear fine when they arrive but you can hear jealous tensions from their bedroom overnight and breakfast is icy prior to their dashing away. Testosterego - couples set out to dominate proceedings through the male's ego. He has instructed his woman to appear unenthusiastic while he peacocks around the bedroom wondering why I don't disappear off into the sunset with him. Ugh - I would rather eat my foot. The persistent testosterego often makes contact later seeking a one on one meet behind our partners' backs. Then we have the 'no pushy couples please' brigade. These people seek to make it other people's fault that meetings with them never happen - mainly because they have decided they don't want to meet and enjoy being sought after. We wish we had the nerve to assess meets as brutally honest as they deserve. If you think you belong to any of the above, please move on by to engage fellow fantasists or bullies. But if you are newbies, persist brave hearts! Remember that you must dig through a ton of dirt to mine a gram of gold.

About our parties:

The end of an era!

The police have held us culpable for accepting the promoter’s written assertion that their event did not need a licence because ‘it was under 499 guests’

Thus they have banned for two years any parties here at which we do not know the guests or we accept any contributions. There is no such constraint on Y events, so those who enjoyed their format can still enjoy it elsewhere.

38 years of happiness and according to your reviews countless ‘happiest nights of our lives’ has been a good innings!

Do drop in if you can bear the venue with just us in it!

Richard and Janet

Janet

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