FabSwingers.com: R (44) , Woman in London, Greater London, UK

"Hello,

I’m Robyn,

I wrote this profile originally back in 2016 after just having left my husband and the former best friend who stole him. 10 years later and I have been through a lot and it seems just as accurate now as it did then. Some edits to bring it up to date in brackets. Say hi.

I’m incredibly smart, I’m a satellite engineer, I’m a very successful armature model (or I was when I first wrote this profile back in 2016, nowadays I'm a poet, comic, trainee plasterer and kept woman. Funny how life changes you),

I’m a nice person and will do anything I can for the people I care about. I judge on the person not the past, I know how to have fun, I can learn to do anything I put my mind to and I’m probably one of the best lays you’ll ever have. I want to see the world, I want to hike the most beautiful canyons, dive the most beautiful reefs, sail the oceans. I want to write, create, dance and live my life to bring joy to myself and those around me.

I’m also a complete and utter nut job who doesn’t know when to quit. I don’t know my left from my right, I can’t spell for toffee, I struggle to spell toffee. I need everything to be just right and simultaneously am incapable of keeping a place tidy. I will drink wine at 9 am* and tea at midnight.I will make you listen to the Eels and swing and folk regularly and Goth music at times (2026 though Goth music is truly terrible. I am well and truly through my goth phase now. Other than VNV nation who are fantastic, you are safe). I will forget to eat, I am incapable of lying to save people’s feelings (though I am working on this), I’m impatient, prone to stress and quite possibly bi-polar. I’m a difficult person to have as a friend, a harder one to love and near impossible to live with.

Extrovert me is wonderful, extrovert me is the one I want the world to see, because extrovert me makes people happy and gives me fabulous stories of muppet-ness to tell, but in reality I’m an introverted nerd who loves being on her own.

I’m not looking for anything serious, I’ve been hurt by people I loved (and I have a couple of serious in my life already), but if you think you can handle me it would be nice to have some company on my mission to make the world a better place. I will promise you one thing, it won’t be easy, but it will be fabulous.

*obviously not on work days, I’m not an idiot and know that some societal rules can’t be broken."

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