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Man in London, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men aged 18 to 60. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Pleasudrome

35 years old
Bi-curious

5'10"  178cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams
Looking for safe, discreet fun with genuine people in Depford/Greenwich/ Lewisham/Blackheath SE13 area.

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was just a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

69 was just a NUMBER

Looking for fun in Greenwich/ Lewisham/ SE13 area with genuine guys only.

After seeing so many profiles on here where people have stupid rules about themselves, I've decided that if you can't beat them, join them... Here goes.

Please pay no attention to the following:

CANNOT ACCOM, CANNOT TRAVEL (I'll just blow you a kiss from my window).

NOT MEETING ATM (However my social life is so poor that I'm on here at all times of the day just to have a 'chat').

ALWAYS MEET FOR A SOCIAL FIRST (that way I can convince myself I'm not on a swinging or cruising sex site).

I WON’T REPLY TO WINKS (coz I'm so up my own arse that I expect you to take the time to send me a long message before I immediately delete it and then ignore you).

NO ONE LINERS (but it's ok for me to reply in less than 5 words everytime).

NOT LOOKING FOR ENDLESS MESSAGING (coz I cant write 5 words or more at a time).

ONLY CHATTING TO PEOPLE I AM ALREADY FRIENDS WITH (they are such good friends that none of us have each others actual phone numbers).

ONLY INTERESTED IN MEETING BI, TRANSEXUAL, COUPLES OR FEMALE MEN (even though I come up in every search coz my profile says I’m looking for anyone).

WAS ON HERE BEFORE AND LOST MY VERI'S (had to set up a new account coz I got a bad name for being a timewaster)

NO TIMEWASTERS (Hmmm?).

Ok, rant over... So...

Would anyone like to partake in some horny fun? ;-)