FabSwingers.com: Kelly (43) , Woman in Dorch, South West, UK

Jan 24 - had a little break, now back again. My biggest turn on - people that can read! No messages from single guys. No you are ot the exception FFS!!!

Jan 22 - no random messages from single males, unless I have Looked at you / or possibly winked you. Especially ones 400+ miles away FFS. Just so we are clear, no you are not the exception!

Dec 20 - PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MESSAGES, OR FRIENDS REQUESTS IF WE HAVEN'T MET. IF I WANT YOU I WILL FIND YOU.

I am not on here to kik, whatsapp, phone sex etc. If you live more than 20 miles away please don't waste yours or my time! I am pretty tired of, i will travel the length of the country for a quick half hour meet, get a grip!

I have been on here before, old profile kel***09. Well verified account, if we had the pleasure, please re-verify.

I do not suffers fools, or time wasters. Due to my situation, my time is precious and limited. So a few points below will let you work out if you meet the criteria. If I delete a message without reply, it means I have no interest, take it as a polite no thanks.

Ground rules.

- I do this for my pleasure

- You accommodate.

- Do not judge me, i do what I do becuase I need excitement in my life.

- If I don't reply, I am probably not interested, or reading the 100 plus mails per day. No hissy fits.

- Must be Well endowed, I like to be stretched.

- Vanilla does very little for me.

- Pictures, please send me a clear face and cock pic. Due to my situation, I will send pics In pm if interested.

- Guilty pleasure, nice TVs/CDs.

I am sure I'll add to the list, as I hear from dreamers and time wasters.

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