FabSwingers.com: dark night (49) , Man in sittingbourne, South East, UK

Buckle up, grab a glass of wine or a cuppa. There is a reason why my profile is only half filled in. Please read, if you can be arse :)

Hopefully your get that I like to put effort into the things I do, ;)

Even if it means running the risk of you nodding off half way through reading my award winning novel.

So...

It was a stormy dark night. The wind outside was howling like a moose on heat.

Sorry, couldnt resist. Okey okey, I had better do the whole single man default thing, even if it means boring the shit out of you.

1/ pulse. Yep, of to a good start.

2/ eyes. Yep, 1 is a bit fucked.

3/ limbs. Yep 4, 1 has a odd twitch, so I don't sit near coffee tables. It kind of goes downhill very quickly now, so gonna quit while I'm ahead.

So lets talk lables, now this is a strange one to me because it's subjective, apparently. Had many conversations about this with people over the years.

I am in no way attracted to another man, but I am comfortable around naked men, happy to have my cock next to his while doing DP, or happy to help put it back in if we're in some kind of fucked up position and I'm the only one that can reach. Does that make me bi, or curious? I'll let you decide, I personally don't care what you lable me.

I'm just very open minded and in the moment if things feel good and all are comfortable, let it slide and just have fun, if not, just move or say

God this is dragging on isn't it, really hope you don't get PTSD by the time you get to the end.

So.. quick list

Clean and safe

open minded

none judgmental

100% genuine

honest

easy going

none pushy, unless you want to be Dom'd. But that is a whole conversation on its own.

Long stayer, uncut 8-9 inches Smooth cock, and very well kept. What you see in the pic that is private, is what will turn up. Ask if you wish to see, not everyone wants it flapped about in their faces.

Surprisingly I can also hold a decent conversation and my dick doesn't live in my brain

Am 420 friendly buy certainly not a must.

I put down I can accom, and I can. My flat is a real bachelor pad, bedroom seems to have turned into a store room with a bed. I do have prudish neighbours that have been know to bang on walls etc, pricks. When they shag I just have a wank, they do finish before me which is annoying. If you just want to pop round for a cuppa, to,

1/ know where I live,

2/ check i am not married, then that's also ok. Playing at mine is ok, just making you awear of what your walking into lol.

I am self employed and I do work away, that's not me trying to hide anything, read on...

Now, I do have a second option for accom I have a half Converted Van (work in Progress) insulated, electrics, warm, no big windows, very safe and secure. Will put pics up once I take them, has a double bed, real mattress and a Toiket i work at events so built it for comfort. It is also full of my work stuff, but plenty of room and can stand easy, 8ft high.

So likes etc...

Im into way to many things to put here, by now am sure you got the impression I am experienced. I think it would be a lot easier just say won't I don't like. So...

I don't like pain, blood, poop. I totally get "accident" happen, that's cool, well...not cool but you know what I mean.

Now... Just because I have my mind in the gutter doesn't mean anything. I have always respected peopes limits boundaries and no no's

I am very confident, and yes I have Dom tendencies, but unless I see the signs then that part of me doesn't trigger. I just love sex, real sex, not doing what I can to cum, if I want that I'll just have a wank.

100% discretion given at all times and expect the same in return. Happy with a wink or nod in public but I certainly won't come running up to you as if your suddenly my best buddies.

The majority of my relationships over the years have either been, open, swinging/swaping Dom/Sub, etc.

but the few that where vanilla, I have always been honest and respected that person, never cheated or lied.

Wow I don't know about you but am so glad all that is over. If you have got this far, well, can I suggest you seek professional help, sit down and contemplate your life choices and maybe get out more :)

== Results from bdsmtest org ==

95% Non-monogamist

87% Dominant

81% Exhibitionist

76% Voyeur

73% Experimentalist

73% Rigger

64% Primal (Hunter)

58% Brat tamer

Don't let passed experiences with a Dom put you off, chat with me with no expectations and your see that I am a good Dom, not a tosser

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