FabSwingers.com: p (57) , Woman in Leicester, East Midlands, UK

Anyone who has been on Vanilla/ normal date sites and let’s face it that would be everyone! I’m sure would agree that there’s something just not quite right about them?

All the effort and for what end? Never meeting anyone!

So I’ve decided to stick with fab. Not least for the undeniable entertainment but there is a captive audience of literally thousands of fans in the UK alone. So it’s not vanilla? It still a place to organise meets’. Right?

At 57 I’m not claiming to look like the internet’s idea a gentleman’s wet dream but I do believe besides rubbish date sites that are annoying to navigate and want more money a month than my water bill, that there must be a shit load of 45yr+ single men hiding online somewhere and more than likely here on fab?!

So gentleman here’s how I intend to find you:

If you are married and your on fab to convince your self and the world you are not and that you still have what it takes ( online at least) then please respectfully convince someone else!

Foot note for the married: I DO NOT ACCOMMODATE!

If you’re a stay at home guy and never leave the house if you need to meet a real live lady and your here on fab to furnish your stay at home library of fantasy then please respectfully offload with someone else!

If you have a face picture phobia and would rather die than have anyone know you are on a swinging site then please respectfully keep all your photos and messages to your self!

If you are a guy who needs to prove to himself repeatedly that he can convince any woman to meet him by messaging her? Then sadly this sadistic obsessive sycophantic man trick is hard to recognise. That is until I do agree to meet you and you block me, remove your profile from my eye sight, close down all communication you may have enjoyed off line and ‘poof’ like a fairy you vanish!

If you are only here for sexy naughty non seductive messages? Please with respect go talk to a sex chat box. That endeavour is reserved for the big boys who meet face to face because there messages are inevitably more seductive in the first instance.

If fab is nothing but a mountain of inbox confirmation for you then please stay out of mine!

If you’re still reading this and 40+ and think you are reasonably attractive and have pics and can cope with”No thank you” ( works both ways naturally) and a cheeky naughty non risk adverse type who loves clever conversation and can laugh and loves to leave the house for a sophisticated evening with a real not avatar woman……then OMG I would love to get a message!!!

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