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Man in Aberdeen, Scotland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 months ago

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Looking For

Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

phil

49 years old
Straight

5'11"  180cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Spanking, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Adult Parties
hey there..big fat guy here ...im not looking for hook ups for one reason, I'm married and I don't feel the need to sexually dissapoint another woman.

normally I'm a one pump chump I sometimes make it to a two push Charlie .....average size penis ...I'm pretty annoying. I don't listen...I'm daft...

maybe at this point you are thinking "not looking for a meet" pull the other one!!!

seriously im here for the chat rooms and forums only ...

the only way i would be up for a meeting is if there was 2 (or more)ladies looking for a fat unatractive guy to come round and service both of them but im gonna put that under the heading "frankly unlikely" or "fucking impossible"

also a few years ago after a nasty accident i had to have a genital transplant..so now i have the penis of a baboon .so if you girls are wondering what a baboon penis feels like just gimmie a holler and ill describe it for you..the less said about my hippo anus the better..

if you cant tell im here to talk shite...one of my favourite pastimes..you will find me in the scottish chat room ,talking shite...

GUYS. look..im not gay even little bit..dont bother messaging me...it will be a waste of time for you.COMPLETE WASTE OF YOUR TIME