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Fun loving duo seek amazing adventures with other dorks

& M (40)
MF Cpl in North East, North East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Women aged 21 to 55. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

T

42 years old
Bi-curious

5'7"  170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

M

40 years old
Straight

6'1"  185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Welcome to our profile, we can’t see any of you but bet you are all wearing smashing blouses.

We are T & M a happily married, very easy going, open minded, fun loving pair, with just a dash of ridiculous and a good sprinkle of weird… can often be found hanging around north east clubs talking absolute codswallop to anyone.

However this is not our first rodeo and will not tolerate or entertain any version of knob headedness!!! Bees do not waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.

We definitely don’t take ourselves too seriously and are just looking to have fun in the lifestyle, in whichever form that may present. Looking for similar in potential play mates, so couples, unicorns, thruples, polygamists, ethical non monogamists and contortionists apply within. Unique single males may be considered.

Now for the juicy bit… we both love to pleasure others and like to think our enthusiasm for that shows with our acquired level of skills. We enjoy and are open to lots of different kinks, so if you have something specific in mind your pleasure is likely ours.

But wait, before you go slip sliding straight into our DMs just hold your bloody horses…. Collectively we boast big boobs, a big butt and other big erm bones….. so if you’re not the type to go large on your fast food, you might want to body swerve us all together.

If you made it this far congrats, you might just be our type of weird xXx

If the university of Sydney is interested we also have separate little slut solo accounts - animalinstincts and Onlytemptation (for when we get on each others nerves)