FabSwingers.com: L (42) & M (52) , Couple in Herts, South East, UK

The profile remains below as it was because why not, but the chances of you getting a response if you message are slim-to-none if we don't already know you, and the chances of you meeting us as a couple as even smaller. Individually, perhaps, but probably not .

This first bit is to save time - ours and yours!

FAQ’s (Fucking Annoying Questions)

Q. Do you host?

A. WE DO NOT HOST AT OURS. WE DO NOT ACCOMMODATE. YOU DON'T COME TO US. NO, NOT EVEN YOU! PLEASE DON'T SUGGEST BOOKING A HOTEL ROOM UNLESS WE’VE MET PREVIOUSLY.

Q. Would you like to meet a bull?

A. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A BULL OR CUCKOLD PLAY. M JOINS IN WHEN AND HOW HE WANTS AND CALLS THE SHOTS WHEN CHOOSING WHO WE PLAY WITH.

Q. Would L like to meet me without M?

A. IF YOU MESSAGE L DIRECT TRYING TO GET HER TO MEET YOU SOLO OR YOU TRY TO ARRANGE TO MEET US BOTH VIA HER PROFILE, YOU'LL GET NOWHERE

Q. I’m a bi guy who is bottom, would you like to…. ?

A. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SUB OR BOTTOM BI OR GAY GUYS

We are an experienced couple exploring what BDSM and swinging means to us.

M (Dom) is an experienced swinger and pleasure seeking (and giving) hedonist, with a delightfully sadistic streak that he lets out on occasion if the situation allows and calls for it.

L (sub) is blossoming under his ownership and learning to accept the inner masochist and sexual deviant that is intrinsically part of her.

We come as a pair,and L never plays alone (M sometimes does). M is always there to ensure her safety, and to give her encouragement, praise and admonishment, where each is required.

L adores being restrained, her senses taken by means of blindfolds, headphones, gags and hoods, while her body is used for M’s pleasure, either where he is the one using her or watching her get used by one or more other guys. She especially enjoys it when tongues or toys are used to take her to her limits, only to have them pushed and tested, usually resulting in a tortuous, agonising ecstasy.

What are we looking for? Well, those with an exciting toy collection can step to the front of the queue for consideration! L is longing to find someone with a Sybian/Motor Bunny and if you have a dungeon setup, we would love to be invited for a tour to help inspire and direct our own efforts in that direction. L would like to volunteer now to be a willing demonstration prop for any of the equipment if you wish to show her how it works!

If you do contact us, remember you're talking with us both, and it would be helpful if you understood at least the basics of D/s. While we don't necessarily fit neatly into a convenient label, the general rules of engagement still apply. L submits to M, who undertakes to keep her safe. Nothing happens without M's say so - keep that in mind! Also, if you don't understand safe words, you're not for us. If you’ve already been rejected by us before as a couple or one of us individually, then please understand that it is going to take something close to a miracle for that to change.

If you send us a message and you see it's been read, but then it goes back to unread, or you just see it stays unread for a while, don't panic!! It will be because one of us has read it and wants to leave it for the other to see, so please don't chase up for a response, we'll get there! Keep in mind if your pictures disappear after viewing, perhaps only one of us saw them. That will seriously damage your chances of winning us over.

Other things that will help you catch our eyes:

- Have a face pic on your profile or include one in your message

- Own a large dick but don't be one. Plus you need to know that size alone isn’t going to get you by

- Be able to read between the lines of this profile so that you see some (and hopefully share) some of the kinks we don’t explicitly mention

- Be local to one of our normal locations (HP3 & KT8 - we split our time between Herts and Surrey, it shouldn’t matter to you which of us is based in which location)

- Be able to host (that doesn't mean book a room)

If you got this far, well done, that’s a great sign you should message now. We mostly do spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment meets, but may plan ahead for the right people or club meets.

ADDITIONAL INFO FOR THE HARD OF THINKING:

If you message us, you can assume the following:

- Yeah, we’re fine/ok/well.

- Yes, we both read your emails.

- No, we’re not interested in you “popping over”.

- Yes, it’s cold/warm/windy/foggy (delete as applicable).

You can also assume that if your message to us is just “Hi/Hello L, how are you? Isn’t it chilly? Would you like me to come and warm you up?” or similarly bland content, we most likely won’t even reply before deleting your message (unless you're hung like a horse or own a great dungeon setup!)

UPDATE: If you're a genuine, reliable and reasonably normal man who just happens to enjoy MM+f fun, you can contact M via his profile (Horny in Herts) privately. We have been discussing some CNC scenarios that could benefit from additional guys.

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