FabSwingers.com: m (61) & p (48) , Couple in Bingham, East Midlands, UK

Hi guys, time I updated this I think

We are curious to expand our fun with a lady for him, or her or maybe fun as a couple.

He has done MMF

She has done FF

He is really easy going and yes he knows how lucky he is. Thanks for asking. He’s not actually that bothered about a F currently. Having been let down a few times. Meeting him as arranged but turning out to be a bearded fat electrician male, not a gorgeous brunette female tends to do that. Explaining her period just started but you’ve “ come for some fun instead “ isn’t going to improve the mood!

He’s still got a few skills. Everything works and he’s definitely my soulmate. Just doesn’t suffer fools.

She is fun, funny, occasionally scrubs up ok but is more likely to be in scruffs being a mum or general dogsbody. Two jobs and a short fuse.

Now and then she dresses up to go out. Flirty but not a slut. Try and remember that guys.

We won’t want to meet every couple that messages & certainly not right now, in an hour or any sort of short notice because your fella is horny and you’re only 40 miles away

Or it’s his birthday/fantasy/dying wish.

Not looking for single males currently and if I was, I’ll definitely be picking you out. You don’t need to send me pics of your thing to convince me other wise. Or that it’s the only thing that will make me happy. I have wine, wine does that.

Live 100 miles away, horny whilst your wife is out/away/ at Tesco? I can’t help sorry. Sort your age verification out. There’s websites for that.

If I wanted to perform for men I’d make sure I got paid ??. Anything I do is for my fun. I don’t do requests or respond to begging, emotional leverage etc. Having brought up two children, it doesn’t work on me.

No I don’t have an OF. I don’t model. I’m a normal housewife and mum with lumps and bumps. Just well hidden

Working near where I live soon? That’s nice. No I won’t be meeting you on your lunch break for a quickie. Sorry.

When the mood takes I will watch cams

Planning on edging for 6 hours? Erm ok. Great. I’ll go do some ironing and wait until you’re closer.

Looks better with the shirt off. Hanging out your jeans, not a great look. Nice robe open to your waist……. Mmmm.. looks good, keeps the chill off

Wife asleep in the next room? No I won’t be ringing you to talk dirty.

I don’t have snap, Kik or telegram & you certainly don’t get my mobile just because I looked at you pulling your wang for 30 seconds.

No I won’t send more photos, do weird requests or show you a video of my foofoo with various household objects.

This isn’t OF. Unless you’re sending a new Mercedes my way …. I really don’t know what you’re bringing to the deal with your requests.

Again … i do not do OF. I do not model. I’m 48. I’ve grown up kids. Yes I’m aware there’s probably a market for the more mature lady but no, not interested.

Please don’t send requests for more pics of me when you’ve just got a pic of the little fella, or big fella on your profile.

I’ll do what I want when I want.

Fellas be more creative with your pictures. Honestly, it’s not just about the angles.

Now that’s our the way. I’m actually a pure delight.

Abbie xx

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