FabSwingers.com: D (59) & S (47) , Couple in West Yorkshire , North East, UK

Hi there thanks for having a look at our profile.

Before you message please read on to the end....

We're D&S, a pretty down to earth, ‘normal’ couple who aren't always politically correct but what you see is what you get.

Lets start off by saying if you're the married guy who's wife isn't interested in sex anymore or just doesn't understand you stop reading now and move on to another profile.

Alternatively google RELATE, they might be able to help...

Pic collectors move along, nothing to see here...

We won't meet smokers.

Still with us?

Then read on........

We're not looking to meet the whole internet, just a select one or maybe two.

Our age range is 45-59

Did we say no married guys?

The ability to hold an intelligent conversation is always good, long spells of silence is just awkward for everyone.

We will want to meet for a social first just to make sure you're who you say you are, that doesn't mean it's 'nailed on' that something will happen cos it probably won't and you'll leave disappointed.

Still no married men thanks.

Feel free to wink or even better drop us a message but no "Sarah is sooo sexy" ( I know I'm married to her), "can you meet now", "can I come on Sarah's tits" blah, blah, blah...

If we don't answer please don't be offended, you're probably a pretty cool guy and yes it might be our loss, we understand.

If we do meet then there are a couple of no, no's from the off.

Sarah doesn't do kissing so don't try as she can give a mean headbutt.

If you are lucky enough to be a 'chosen one' and we play she absolutely hates her clit been rubbed, no exceptions! Clit rubbing will undoubtedly lead to a well aimed left hook from her which will leave you in the very embarrassing position of explaining a black eye to friends and family (but not wives or girlfriends as we don't meet guys who have them. Just saying..).

We ALWAYS play safe so make sure you call at the chemist before turning up.

Us - meeting isn't something that we do often hence the profile name, it's more as and when the mood takes this means we can be a bit last minute rather than planned, sorry it's just how we do things.

We're honest and enjoy a laugh and joke, clean and tidy and are looking for the same. We've had some brilliant meets in the past and want to continue. We've also just started to visit Quest in Leeds so that might be an option.

Our jobs in MI5 mean that we expect discretion and promise the same.

Joking aside thanks for taking time to at least read to the end.

If we're not what you're looking for then good luck and happy hunting....

Much Love D&S x

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