FabSwingers.com: I AM NOT MARCUS! (45) , Man in FUCKTOWN MEADOWS, Greater London, UK

‘My Sex Book’

by Marcus Francis ala Starkus Marcus

…is a beautifully dark, twisted, enlightening, sporadic, compelling, empowering, deflating, heartstring tugging, casually flirtatious, arrousing turn off you can’t turn off unless you’re turned off and so you turn it off until you are or want be turned on so you make a u-turn and you turn and turn it on again, thrilling, slow burning, sex rollercoaster of a vanilla mixed with chocolate, strawberry and every other mother fucking ice cream flavour that can be compared to the beautiful skin complexion paraded in the heroine’s exploits, banging, banger of a story yet to be completed, that will never be told and that you will either play a role in or get ignored like your dad ignored your mum when grandstand was on, real life playtime for adults only. ??

Who wants a role in the nights latest adaption of the wonderful universally known, record selling -autobiography of the legendary Markus himself. A stage show theatre production and soon to be global movie phenomenon?

No real names or people (except Markus) will be used in the making of this or any future projects.

Apply here….

Any candidates whom are put forward to proceed to the next stage of interview will have their cv’s kept on file and considered to be forwarded for future roles.

If you do not consent to your sex cv being stored on our ‘who I wanna fuck but either needed more info on or couldn’t find a suitable role for that person in that time in particular’s’ database please sign to opt out below. Leave blank if you wish for your sex cv to be looked at 17 times in order to best match the ones that I can apply myself to. I’m not a perv. I’m just a perv is all. A fuckin’ cute one at that..

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Marcus Francis

(I do understand the use of commas but I love a sentence that runs on. It’s a sign of madness in case you didn’t know. When people do this in real life ie ‘CHAT TOO FUCKIN’ MUCH’ and do not listen in anywhere near the same proportion are the most intolerable people in the world. It takes two to have a conversation and one to walk the fuck off)

Thank you for your application.

If you are not successful you will not be contacted. Please accept this but keep trying anyway. I fucking love it and if I can find a way to accommodate you I will. (I also travel ??)

Disclaimer; I don’t get high and horny. I’m high all the time. High on life.

I get horny when something that turns me on comes on my radar. It just so happens that the circles cross in this particular Venn diagram and that can only be put down to coincidence. So who wants to fuck and get on it? Let’s be real…

Author - Marcus Starkus Rawkus II

If you got to here you can read for one. B. You have an attention span that can defeat a goldfish.Thirdly, you’re clearly an intelligent person to overstand me. You fourthly know, that I am a funny maa’fucker! Hahaha you get me. We obviously share something. Might as well be sex cos why else would I be talking to fuckin’ strangers on the interweb. They’re all fuckin’ weirdos.

Hmu let’s fuck or go for a meal or something.

Out

Take care

Lastly any one that uses the acronym ‘BBC’ is a BBCunt - black people that refer to yourselves as ’BBC’ should be ashamed of yourselves

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