FabSwingers.com: K (30) & M (43) , Couple in doncaster , East Midlands, UK

So it’s probably time for a bit of a profile reboot… we’ve been messed about a lot by people on here recently and whilst we’re aware this may make us seem somewhat unapproachable, we’d rather that than keep dealing with the same kind of time-wasters…

We are a naughty pair who have been doing this long enough now to know what we want and what we like. We’ve met a fair few people through Fab as you can see from our veris, and whilst we try to maintain and continue to evolve our relationships with those people, we do enjoy the thrill of connecting, and are always on the lookout for new playmates.

We are parents to a toddler (and co-parent two older kids) and our childcare options are extremely limited, hence our profile stating “can accommodate; cannot travel”. We rely on people being able to come to us, and we’re not looking for one-off meets, so we tend to keep our search radius fairly local. We don’t play separately, and cannot really foresee a time when that will change, so don’t ask.

We don’t have “types” as such, but we do know what we don’t like! On average we find probably less than 10% of people who try to connect with us here particularly attractive, and we won’t compromise our standards or our boundaries. If you have tattoos and/ or a slightly alternative style (especially women), you’ll likely catch our eye. We prefer local and willing to travel, as previously mentioned, and ideally under 45, but ultimately if you’re on our wavelength our parameters may shift.

K posts most of the photo/ video content here, but M is on here more and does most of the searching, winking and initial messaging. However we always discuss potential connections as soon as we get chance. If your message has been read but not replied to, it is likely the case we haven’t had chance to discuss; if you see your message has been deleted without us replying, take the hint.

In terms of what we’re looking for, we recognise that each situation is different according to the people and personalities and preferences involved, so best advice is to have no real expectations and just go with the flow. We have done same room play with no swapping, soft swap, and full swap, and our boundaries now are almost non existent compared to the ones we had in place 4 years ago. With women - whether solo or as part of a couple - FF play is key, and a dealbreaker; so bi ladies only please. M (male) will always be present and is happy to just spectate, but as long as everyone is willing, M will join in. Likewise men: bi preferred, although not essential. Mostly you’ll be required to pleasure K (female), but if all parties are willing there could be room for MM play as well. We will always try to work with others to accommodate their specific wants and needs, but please don’t expect us to compromise our own or put ourselves out too much, because we won’t be taken advantage of.

We’re not here to feed anyone’s ego, squash your insecurities, help you rekindle your own relationship spark, get back at a cheating partner or whatever other personal drama you think you can solve by involving other people. We don’t just want to watch you bang your partner in our living room because it’s too cold for you to go dogging and you’re too scared to swing properly. And no, we can assure you, we don’t want to “meet now”. We just want to have lots of dirty fun and we’d like to make some more sexy friends whose hands, mouths and genitals could make our already amazing sex life even better.

This bit is very important: if you’re not photo verified, we will rightly treat you with suspicion and will insist on some kind of verification, probably in the form of a greeting video or FaceTime call. Also, if you want to progress at all with us, you must be prepared to swap numbers and move chats onto another platform reasonably quickly. We will both want to chat to you in a group setting, which is impossible on here, and we don’t see why anyone should worry about a photo verified and multi-user verified profile on a swingers site being indiscreet. If you want to fuck us, the very least you can do is prove you’re real and give us your number.

If you’re going to message us, include face pics please. Initial attraction is vital, so we will want to see your faces before deciding whether or not we are interested. And please be original, or at the very least have a personality that isn’t “horny caveman”: if we wanted someone to say “hi” to us, we’d ask Siri, and if either one of us feels the need to be sexually objectified, we’ll just bend over in front of the other.

The above probably suggests otherwise, but we’re actually pretty easygoing, decent, funny and caring people, and we only ever intend to make long-term friends as well as playmates. We think our veris, pics and videos speak for themselves, but feel free to try us and see for yourselves! X

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