FabSwingers.com: J (43) , Woman in Heanor, East Midlands, UK

II'll try to explain what I'm after with a little bit more detail to possibly reduce the time wasted by some people :D

I have a great sense of humour and I don't consider myself ugly. By god, meet me in a pitch dark room and I'm gorgeous! I'm not fit by today's stardards, I do go swimming and my body type is "does not induce instantaneous vomiting"

I'm not looking to go through the whole site in a decadent escapade. I'm looking for a nice man who would be able to meet from time to time and take care of some basic physical needs of mine that are currently not being met. Someone that I would feel confident to, in time, meeting for a quick banging against my car in a remote location. before I rush to work or shopping, without the need to waste an hour of my time putting on make-up that I wouldn't normally use.

What do I like? I like sex. Rough sex, not that rough sex, quickies outside, in the car, in a park, standing, not standing, god knows it depends on the mood. I don't have any odd fantasies and I don't have fetishes.

What I won't do is pretend you're a baby, a dog, a cow in distress or Chuckie the murdering doll. Not interested in watching you jerk off behind a tree or going anywhere to "spend hours getting to know each other's bodies and teasing" with feathers, crowbars or anything else for that matter. Ain't nobody got time for that shit! Not interested in gags, latex or pretending I got time to recreate 50 shades of grey with you. And for the love of god, NO I will NOT shove a combat boot up your ass and take pics for ya. Dude..just...no.

If this makes me boring, I can totally live with that. Is there anyone out there willing to be boring with me? :D

Thanks for reading and have a fantastic day. x

P.S. I don't think I'm up to meeting any couples after all, I'm sorry x

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