FabSwingers.com: Jade (40) , Woman in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

I think it would be fair to say I am sex mad and will try anything once! Saying that though if I'm honest I've done most things, so if you think that you could show me something new it’s highly unlikely. Oh and before we get silly I am not interested in anything illegal.

I should also point out I’ve been here before under a different profile and returning for more fun as It gets rather addictive here and after nearly a year away it got the better of me. .

About me well I am curvy, sexy, killer smile nice eyes and my boobs are always popular. I do like the club and party scene but my fave is one or two or even more on one lol what can I say I like attention.

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW/TAKE INTO ACCOUNT BEFORE MESSAGING.

First if you want me to take you seriously then send me a pic of you in first message. You can choose not to but frankly you will be wasting your time as I will move onto the next guy who has deleting yours.

Next, I won't meet you if I've never chatted before ,so don't send messages saying fancy a fuck in 10 mins as it doesn’t impress me and may get you blocked out of irritation.

Next don’t ask where in Nottingham I am. Frankly this just looks like stalking and I haven’t even decided if I am going to chat to you let alone meet so use your brain and aim to get my interest not freak me out.

Also its best to point out the 'hows you, how are you, u ok' etc messages just say to me well being polite this guy lacks inspiration , he is boring or not so polite he is a bit thick so I am unlikely to reply as I have no interest in meeting that type.

Finally humour, originality, tell me about you as thats really what I want to know not answer mundane questions. There are hundreds of guys mailing so if you want to get a girls attention make sure you stand out and tell me ABOUT YOU!

Will you read? Who knows but if you are smart and don’t want to waste time messaging you will. ;-)

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