FabSwingers.com: naughty (42) & rude (59) , Couple in tynemouth, North East, UK

thanks for popping by

she is the sexy baby and i am the rude taxi driver

WE AINT LOOKING FOR SINGLE BLOKES YET

naughty is a bundle of fun ,not that kind a size 12 and shrinking not like her personality,she has not decided yet weather she likes girls or boys best let the experiments begin

me i am just an ordinary rude bloke enjoying joining in with the rudeness of it all

the likes and dislikes on profile are not set in stone depending on the people it could be all of them or none and some are hers and some are mine the fun will be in working it out ,

naughty is always shaven and rude well trimmed and expect atleast the same in return and while we are on the subject if you dont smell sweet its goodbye its something very high on our list

not into endless e mails and photo swapping and if you dont want to swap a pic with your face on dont wast our time anyone we do talk to an early phone chat between the girls will be required no ifs or buts and no one run over or abducted by martians or any other race the chances are that first meeting will be in a club anyway and if yer partner fell over and broke her ankle getting in the car just as you came out you better wait in the hospital with her GET THE PICTURE sorry about the rant but i am sure it will save time in the long run did i mention we both like a laugh

this is my first go at writeing a profile so i will probably have to change stuff later .

naughty is going to do all the choosing but any replys with cock pics will be binned and blocked instantly cos its not clever or polite

hey ho if you read all that and are still interested you know what to do

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