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& Her (45)
MF Cpl in Newcastle, North East, UK
Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 18 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 28 to 99. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Him

45 years old
Straight

6'2"  188cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Her

45 years old
Bisexual

5'8"  173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Been about.

Back after an extended hiatus.

In no rush to meet & appreciate some horny messages too but unless it's gearing towards a meet, we'd prefer to know up front.

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Moderately intelligent idiots. Patient perverts. Normal people with abnormal lives. Eloquently foul mouthed. Coffee snobs. Movie nerds, Comedy fans & food lovers.

Almost 20 years deep in to our sentence together & thanks to a shared sense of humour & ability to dig through the dirt, still bezzies.

Well travelled, retired party animals- happiest with the dogs, in peace and quiet but with conversation & stories for days.

Don't really fit the term "alt" but whatever people who are nauseated by mainstream TV & music are. Thats us. Above all we like to laugh, talk about life & fuck like monkeys.

Scrub up well but couldn't give 2 fucks for the facade. Comfortable in both the Michalin Star or the Harvester & either way, more likely to rock up in new trainers than designer gear.

She is beautifully curvaceous, body confident, hard to offend,.unfiltered, funny, flexible & sexy as fuck.

He is big, broad, bearded & strong but carrying some extra timber (think of the viking/biker look without the dress code or personal hygiene). Engaging & insightful, quick whitted & extremely aroused by the female orgasm... So you'll cum first.

Both aging pretty well but with signs of ware & tare from a full life, well lived.

We don't need to see a doctorate, or even GCSE certificates but if you can't string a sentence together, please pass us by.

We only come as a couple, she leans towards sub, prefers giving to receiving & is comfortably debauched but won't be degraded or disrespected & he would put a sharp stop to any attempts at crossing boundaries in an instant.

He is kind, empathetic & playful but naturally dominant. Happy to let someone else take the lead, however there is zero sub in him.

May be open to the occasional single male but we will contact you. Always open to the ever illusive unicorns. Looking for select long term couples but not currently interested in meeting "couples" listed as FWBs, respectfully- as we feel it alters the dynamics.

More interested in a pretty face & a good sense of humour than the play boy centrefold or abs & a horse's cock.

We appreciate this is a meat market but entitlement, dog shit communication & demanding attitudes are instantly a hard no.

But shy bairns get nowt.