FabSwingers.com: MrKnickers (55) , Man in Peterborough, East Midlands, UK

Still around but not looking to meet at the moment. No problems or issues & I will update this as I discover more. Sorry to the folks I've been chatting with, but I hope to be back chatting again. Happy Times xx

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I am very much aware of what my Venn diagram looks like & I understand that all of us are not going to be someone else's cup of tea. There are some lucky fuckers though, but isn't that true about everything. So that's cool. I won't get upset or arsey about it. Promise. This is meant to be about having fun with great people & that doesn't happen if you get your knickers in a twist.

I will look at everyones' profile regardless though & Fab the pics I like. The criteria for a Fab btw are: artistic merit, sexiness or the presence of knickers & lingerie. I also can't pass a lovely smile ?

I've been on & off this site for years, as a single & as part of a couple (PolyCplMK anyone?). There are people on this site who I have met or chatted with before who could verify me, but they were different times & I'm not going to ask for the sake of it. But I understand why people need this. Hopefully chances will arise soon.

I was a teacher in the Bucks area mostly, with a little bit of time spent in the Cambridgeshire & North Derbyshire regions. And if you're thinking what I think you're thinking... you'll just have to ask.

It may surprise some of you to read that I am a single man who does look at the entirety of a Profile & not just so I can Fab in the galleries. Although I only read the really long ones if our details & interests synch.

I hold though to the adage that there is a someone for everyone. So, in that spirit...

I am seeking a naughty, sexy, sensuous female friend to explore & experiment with; a special someone who will love to be shown-off & to be shared to her heart's content.

I prefer unhurried, fun, wet, sensuous, naughty, sexy, breath-taking, leg-quivering play time. Access to a hot tub would be a ridiculous amount of bonus!

I'm looking for a FB, or a FWB or even a LTR.

No limits on age, ethnicity, culture, height, body shape nor ability.

I consider myself very open-minded.

I'm not looking for immediate, insta-hook-ups. I do like to chat a bit first & I'm pro- social meets first up. I'd rather arrange a time & place conducive to having a fun time. Not that I'm looking for cybersex either. Done that, & the t-shirt's way too small now.

I will always be a life-long learner in the art of cunnilingus & I appreciate every opportunity I get to practice & improve. I especially love a lady that squirts as it really is very fucking hot! I would, in fact, be more than happy just to be asked to pleasure a woman, even without any promise of reciprocation.

I read erotica & like my porn UK, amateur style & '70s - '80s Golden Age. Nina Hartley is still a beautiful & sexy woman. Oh, & I also like Colour Climax vids, even though I can't understand a word they say; makes me almost want to learn Danish at times.

At the end of the day though, if it's not to be then it's not to be. I certainly won't be turning all Mr Misogynistic troll. I also don't expect & definitely won't demand immediate responses to my messages. I'd prefer a quick "thanks, but no" but I'm not going to start flame wars if I don't & I appreciate that some of you get a shit-tonne of messages.

For a meet I would be freshly washed; cleanly attired; nails clipped; as smooth as I can be downstairs & up (unless you state a preference); & minty fresh. Can't promise I'll be any more handsome though.

While I've attended a private house party before, I have still yet to visit a club. I also keep reading about the Crowland Social too. Should anyone want a +1 who brings no drama, I'd be honoured to be your escort (small "e" mind).

I'm more voyeur than exhibitionist & I have always enjoyed playing & photographing friends I've played with. Taking pictures is great foreplay.

I've also changed my profile today to Curious, because I guess I kind of am. If I'm honest, there are some aspects I'm not looking to lose my "virginity" on but I have been thinking hard about a bi-male/fem couple fellating me, panty play... & other scenarios. This is still pretty new to me, so please don't be in a hurry with me, but maybe it's something to discuss if it's an idea that gets the juices flowing?

I'm on & off this site throughout the day... Watching the traction on a single male's account is equivalent to the whole grass growing & paint drying shtick.

420 Friendly. Would be nice to have some naughty, swinger type friends that partake... no expectations for anything sexual, just about having a fine time.

I always reply, & I will always reply politely & with respect. I also do not send out unsolicited pics.

Thank you for reading this far.

K ??

PS: double-vaxxed too :-)

KiK: MrKnickersMK

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