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Man in Kent, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 months ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

tone

40 years old
Straight

6'0"  183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Safe Sex
Fussy gent who is fed up with the repeat messages from hot single women asking to meet now. You will be blocked.

Put effort into your messages, I want a thesis sent to me with a bibliography included. One liners, you will be blocked.

I'm 0.4 % brat, 3.24% submissive and 99% badger and five thirds bat.

Heavy orgasmers and minimum 13inch clit. Otherwise....you will be blocked.

No profile picture, no problem.... for you....big problem for me... what I want is a vial of blood and a full ancestral breakdown of your lineage back to at least the 16th century.... otherwise, you will be blocked.

I have a type, and no you won't change my mind. I like my women octagon shaped with webbed feet and at least 6ft8. No body hair at all, in fact i prefer my women completely hairless like a naked mole rat. If you don't meet my preferences.... you guessed it..... you will be blocked.

You must also be able to accommodate in a yurt, none of this house smouse business, and no we won't have sex on the first meet, quality over quantity, you will have to win my mind by performing the ancient dance of the N'duja tribe to perfection to prove you are serious.

Rant over.

Oh and please ladies, good grammar... Shakespearian grammar only... I know my worth. Otherwise I will be block myself and then you!

If you have read this, reply with the deeds to your house otherwise.

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You know!

P.s I'm only kidding! This is one place women have the proverbial bull by the horns.... and in my view, rightly so. Appreciate you all.