FabSwingers.com: MK (33) , Woman in Aston Clinton, South East, UK

Right, here we go again. Don't send me a picture of your cock I was a carer for 5 years, got 2 sons, 3 brothers, a dad and an ex husband if I didn't know what a cock looked like by now I'd be in trouble.

Am I sarcastic? No shit!

If you can message me with a differentiation between irony and sarcasm (I'll give you a clue, one is always the other, but the other isn't always the first one), I'll be impressed.

Now for the latest development. I am in a relationship, a proper full on heading for marriage relationship and yes he knows.....everything. Therefore, if you do decide to message me he will be looking over my shoulder and casting judgement. To be honest with you if you're genuine and lovely, we can all have a good time and if you're an absolute cunt, at least you'll give us both a good laugh so....either way we're winning this!

Bonus points for both of us if you've got a big dick and you like pokemon.

Anyway I feel I am reaching the end of my epistle so if you want to talk put 'I'm not a nob' in the title of your message or I'm probably just going to delete it.

And as always happy fucking fabbing.

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