FabSwingers.com: Misses (30) & Mr (31) , Couple in Midlands , East Midlands, UK

READ EVERYTHING B4 MESSAGING

I DO NOT ADD PEOPLE AS A FRIEND UNTIL IVE MET THEM

"NO DAY TIME MEETS"

Guys who can offer hotel meets, go to the top of our list.

PLEASE send a clear face pic if you expect a reply.

discreet fun with mature men over 50 only , we prefer mature as they are more considerate and respectful..

we are verified, we are genuine, we not into 100s of meets, we want quality not quantity

Before u ask yes i am perfectly fine today lol

I'm a straight male who loves to watch my partner play with others as well as join in.

She has expertly taken on two men before and wants to increase this number (update - that number has increased significantly now!)

We are married and a hot enjoyable adventurous couple who are looking to meet men that are fun and open minded just like us... We like to socially drink n chat and have a good time including a lot of play to go with it ;) we also like to try new things... I Misses mostly love lots of foreplay and role play and Mr likes the tease so he likes to sit back and observe and sometimes also joins in, into the fun! Because we are friendly and talkative people we like to socialise first but we are not here to waste no ones time and we'd like the same in return :)... If you would like to have an amazing night full of mad sexy fun then just drop us a message and see if we click ;)

I misses i don't like hairy cock or balls, I don't like men who talk dirty like kids lol I don't like quick cummers, I like going on for a while I like having a nice decent conversation and a laugh. I like men who can hold an conversation.. I don't like when men jump onto me straight away I would like a few drinks get a bit tipsy lol And the more cocks the more fun ;) we are genuine as you can see on our profile.. I like people who talk to me and my husband making us both life like a real man lol if we think your wasting our time we will block you straight away.

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Unwanted friend invites - If I want to add you I will add u first.

Otherwise I would delete them all.

Thanks for reading

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When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was just a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

69 was just a NUMBER

and then I came across all you dirty fuckers and my education was ruined.

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