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Kneel-down comedienne LF gags


TV/TS in Norwich / London, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 20 hours ago

yesterday... Not meeting this week due to injury/work. Also, if you can recommend a pro (not sexy) sports masseur in the Norwich area, please hit me up. Em x

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 30 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Emily

51 years old
Bisexual

5'10"  178cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
18/05: taking a break till June 5th xxx

Magical gurl, tarot reader, adventuress and occasional stand-up comedienne (well, more kneel-down comedienne most days). Looking for Dom/mes to play with, plus kink-friendly and/or magical friends.

Very much enjoy CNC with single tops or groups, but annoyingly hard to organise. (I mean, whaddoesittake to get a girl tied up and used around here?) Very much enjoy playing in odd places like basements, warehouses, garages and such, although this time of year... HEATING. And also, no roof leaks. Not planning on wading out of anyone's dungeon.

BTW: I'm pretty much 100% sub/bottom.

Yes, I know I look domme.

No, I’m NOT, unless I’m being someone’s assistant/Evil Sidekick.

Yes, I get a lot of sub guys asking.

Beating them off with a stick, in fact, which seems to be entirely the wrong thing to do…

Ground rules:

- My time is limited due to work and family (I’m a carer). Please don’t waste it.

- NO BB, which means no cum up the bum please. Hate that I have to state it, but some people just don't read the instructions before putting tab A into slot B.

- For preference, be recently tested. If you need a test kit, visit tht.org.uk.

- If you like whipping/spanking/biting - no inexplicable bruising that's gonna last into the next day please.

- Sorry, I don't like my "clit" being played with or even touched in sessions. I like all my focus to be on your pleasure. It also doesn't get hard when I'm in gurlmode, but will do normally.

- Can’t accom for above reason unless I trust and invite you, and then it’d only be in my garage. Don’t mind where you accom - in fact, nastier the better…

- Bring a sense of humour. Sex is too much fun to take seriously.

Outside that: professional nerd, number of geeky interests (amateur tarot reader, tech, astronomy). Should get around to relearning guitar. Also sometimes write comedy bits for friends. Queen of snap comebacks - guess I have a well trained gag reflex.

Have fun

Em x