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Kneel-down comedienne LF gags


TV/TS in Norwich / London, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 30 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Emily

50 years old
Bisexual

5'10"  178cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Magical gurl, tarot reader, adventuress and occasional stand-up comedienne (well, more kneel-down comedienne most days). Looking for Dom/mes to play with, plus kink-friendly and/or magical friends.

Yes, I know I look domme. No, I’m not, unless I’m being someone’s assistant/Evil Sidekick. Yes, I get a lot of sub guys asking. Beating them off with a stick, in fact, which seems to be the wrong thing to do…

Very much enjoy CNC with single tops or groups, but annoyingly hard to organise. (I mean, whaddoesittake to get a girl tied up and used around here?)

Ground rules:

- My time is limited due to work and family (I’m a carer). Please don’t waste it.

- NO BB, which means no cum up the bum please. Hate that I have to state it, but some people just don't read the instructions before putting tab A into slot B.

- For preference, be recently tested. If you need a test kit, visit tht.org.uk.

- If you like whipping/spanking/biting - no inexplicable bruising that's gonna last into the next day please.

- Can’t accom for above reason unless I trust and invite you, and then it’d only be in my garage. Don’t mind where you accom - in fact, nastier the better…

- Bring a sense of humour. Sex is too much fun to take seriously.

Outside that: professional nerd, number of geeky interests (amateur tarot reader, tech, astronomy). Should get around to relearning guitar. Also sometimes write comedy bits for friends. Queen of snap comebacks - guess I have a well trained gag reflex.

Have fun

Em x