FabSwingers.com: Jacey (50) , Woman in Sheffield, East Midlands, UK

Hi there all and thanks for reading my profile but I warn you now to go and grab a coffee first as this is a long read and you will get tested on it later lol and forget winking as don't even bother checking them

All set? Then I shall begin my name is Jacey I live in Sheffield originally from Coventry (for my sins ha-ha). I am single, long blonde hair, 5'10", size 12-14, 36b, blue eyes, shoe size 7, I have various tattoos (starting to have some of these removed but it is such a long & painful process). I have a wide and varied music taste anything from Taylor Swift to Linkin Park (RIP Chester) depending on my mood or the occasion. I would consider myself as well educated and able to hold a conversation on any level. I am very much a homely lass quite happy just sitting chilling watching a movie or the more intimate things whatever takes our fancy at the time. I can be quite an emotional girl will most certainly cry during a sad moment in a film, heck I even cry while watching Britain's got Talent and Finding Nemo lol I can be very shy and reserved due to lack of confidence however, in time and in the right company that does disappear. I am a very private person tend not to just divulge details about me unless directly asked then I will happily tell you anything. I'm very respectful and discreet and expect the same in return. I wouldn't say I am into the fetish scene in any way, but I wouldn't rule out trying things out just to be able to make an informed decision on if I like or don't like it lol I do find the attention I get very humbling and flattering. I am amazed at my new-found interest of going on cam and giving viewers a sexy show (never saw that coming lol) I do NOT drink or do drugs, I do have 1 vice though and that is my love for chocolate. I have a very dry sarcastic sense of humour. I like a firm approach from a man but I'm no push over either. I Currently work as a Customer Complaints Manager for a Train Operating Company (yes that means in work I am very busy lol). In my spare time I enjoy playing competitive golf with a handicap of 10. I am desperately trying to get my handicap down into the single figure range, have I managed to do it or am I going in the other direction? A good conversation starter for you.

*TAKE A NOTE OF THIS PEEPS*.

I suffer from omphalophobia which for those that are unaware is the phobia of belly buttons. Can't stand my own being touched or touching anyone else's or the sight of seeing people poke their own belly button (in fact it is even make me nauseous typing this) also makes me feel very nauseous even talking about them.

**SECONDARY TAKE NOTE**

**Also, you need to be genuine, have a facial profile pic or are able to send one by email and have good positive feedback. All users with minimal profile and no picture will be ignored. Winks will also be ignored, if you are interested in me then take the time to send me a message. And finally, in this part I live with my Mum and 2 brothers, there is usually at least 1 of them at home so therefore I am not able to accommodate so do not assume you are going to be coming to visit me as that won't happen **

**FINAL TAKE NOTE**

This should trip up all those that just read first few lines of profile and look at the pictures. I'm not going to meet you just because you ask me, or I have only had brief conversations with you. If you can stimulate my mind, then perhaps you can stimulate my body! And by that I don't mean dirty chat, I mean actual conversation. If you do decide to message me at least have the decency to think of something more imaginative or original than "Hi babe, you look hot" "How are you" "Fancy a meet?" or any other kind of generic copy and paste message. Also, don’t go calling me a slut, slag or whore

Check your spelling and grammar we live in the 21st century spell check is going to be available to you, if I can't understand your message I won't be replying asking you to explain it.

I can't meet at short notice and plan my meets well in advance, so please don't ask me if I can meet immediately, I can't. While we are about meeting, yes, I do meet one on one however, there will be a social first though, sorry a girl needs to be safe.

So, if you want a princess on your arm and think that I could be her make sure you feel you are able to hold a conversation with me and are happy that you meet with what I have said in my profile then feel free to message me, come on we all like to see the 1 unread icon.

I try to reply to all messages but sometimes it is not always possible, also it is sometimes very clear you haven't read my profile and as thus will just get deleted so make the effort with me and I will do the same so if you want a reply, make your message stand out please;)

LIKES; In no particular order

Golf, chocolate, Cuddles, kissing, gentlemen, politeness, good manners, BTCC, Kenzo Flower, more chocolate, the first cup of coffee of the day, shoes, the feeling of my freshly shaved legs, music, Ant & Dec, Chinese crispy duck pancakes, home-made lasagne, prompt timekeeping, correct grammar, correct spelling, country pubs and finally did I mention chocolate?

Please do not ask me if I am on kik, skype or WhatsApp. However, I am on Twitter and post some interesting stuff on there so please follow me, I’m sure you won't regret it ;-) https://twitter.com/MissDir85637250

Oh ps... if you send a pic please make it a face or upper body one. If I want to see your cock I'll ask and if you send me pic without me asking I’ll delete your message and your chance with me is gone xXx

Jacey xXx

Looking For

Meeting

Interests