FabSwingers.com: Mis Story (51) , Woman in Vale of Glamorgan, Wales, UK

To all of you out there, looking to meet

Read first through this profile before u just greet,

For therein will lie the answers you seek,

Like if sex is on offer, then which day of thr week?

Read on and you'll I'm not a perfector

And often will pose for a picture collector

But u must say at first what u want is just that

So I dont plan a meet and look like a prat!

No bi guys, or shy guys im sorry to say

I want what I want and I want it my way

Pubes from my mouth I just dont wish pick

And overweight ladies I just cant bear to lick.

Parties are awesome, and I do love to host

But its my blow job that guys will remember the most

I like s ome lite banter, one linrs I block

So put in some effort or ill not bounce on ur cock.

My fella is always rite by my side

But I like arranging and not just the ride

Pictures I'll share when first message u pass

Play ur cards right and u fuck my ass.

Thats all for now if you need info just say

Its tims for a shag now to start my day

But often I find that so greedy I am

More than one cock I want for a grand slam!!

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Anyway here for fun not for the one!!!

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Likes include- witty and thought provoking profile names, Maaners-please/thankyiu/capital they cost nothing and peeps letters at stzrt of sentence. Rugby, rugby players and Richie McCaw! Slim women and respectful but Alpha men.

Dislikes - icky profile names that sound so pervy -usually containing a fem body part like horny clit licker - PUKE. Take a moment to think and then feck off!! Needy whining in touch with the feelings guys - man the fuck and deal with it im neither ur mammy, ur girlfriend or ur Psychotherapist. I spk if I wanna speak to u I couldn't care less about ur problems nor do I expect you to listen to mine.

Hates - one line messages, one line profiles, one pathetic excuse after another.

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