FabSwingers.com: Lucy B Lawless (40) , Woman in far/far away @ no poison vax land, North West, UK

STOP ASKING ME FOR MY SOCIALS THE ANSWER IS NO YOU CAN SEND DIRECT PICS ON FAB THAT IS WHOLE POINT AND CONCEPT OF THE WEBSITE SO PPL CAN BE INCOGNITO AND KEEP FAB AWAY FROM THEIR NORMAL LIFE THE FACT I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS HERE WHEN ALL YOU MEN SHOULD ALREADY KNOW IS OUTRAGEOUS

IF YOU CAN'T GRASP THE MOST BASIC CONVERSATION ETIQUETTE DON'T MSG ME I'M ALREADY NOT INTERESTED IN YOU !!

VERY EASY WAY TO FIGURE OUT THE TIMEWASTERS THESE DAYS THE REAL SWINGERS SUPPORT THE SITE AND PAY MEMBERSHIP !!

Ppl in fab forums funny af putting world to rights on a swingers site!

HI I'M HARLEY QUINN LOOKING 4 HER KINKY JOKER IN THIS WORLD OF KINKY SIN

If u not here for the bantz

clearly you aint man enough

to wear fucking pants !

Wanted a fab partner in crime aged 30 to 40 would be perfectly divine

PRINCE CHARMING in the street

a KINKSTER FREAK under the sheets.

To let the KINKY couple within

loose in the world of fab sin

But it starts with a social meet

QUESTION is Do you dare to compete

with the risk of block n delete..

if I find out you not being discreet

About our kinky activities...

or my sexy needs you fail to meet

like you guys saying u can ruin me

but got a fookin mini peperami gtfoh jheez

P.s. to the married stinkin cheats

I don't do late night seedy meets

If you see me in the street

Only goes as far as a social meet

Even the chances of this are bleak !

with all you married stinking cheats

if ya wife rejecting you between the sheets

Like jheez u must be shit in sack

oops hit a nerve did I with that

coz it all 100% true facts

this whole verse in rap

about married little rats

cheating stinking men n that!

I fucking dare you to clap tf back.

Many talents where i like to shine

from dj , music artist , circus performer just some skills of mine

i can street dance n rap and rhyme.

Poetry and stand up comedy gigs in my spare time

I've been HERE many times

so i know the score

All u FAB timewasters

will be shown the olde

FAB BLOCK trap door

oh n my veris speak volumes

feel free to go explore.

OK if you got this far quote in msg title " MISS LAWLESS " so ur message read 100% faster than before

so I know you have read my bio for sure

oh While your there have a peek at my pics once more

all you hotties wtf you waiting for come play with me at clubs explore!!!!

come get to know me and see in what other qualities and skills I have in mind.

Also how I give a blow job is described as divine!

And a pussy as tight as a vice grip that will blow your fucking mind

and that's me n my personality in rap n rhyme

MY TRIPLE D RULE #IMPORTANT

1.theres guys that own a dick

2.theres guy that only think with their dick

3.Then theres guys that fookin act like a dick

triple D

So if you all 3 dont bother messaging me !!!

Fun facts about me

I'm an ex professional B girl , street dancer and performer

I'm a hip hop music artist

Beginner music producer

I'm a bedroom dj atm (still scared of big wide world on that one)

I'm circus aerial artist in hoop & silks

I've appeared on tv loads of times

I have urban exploring articles in Manchester evening news a few times too

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR 1 NIGHT STANDS"

I'm looking for a friend with benefits with someone I can truly trust

(A HUGE MUST IS TRUST)

To go out socially with n hang out as friends and swing together as a couple (I NOT ASKING MUCH AM I)

if you ain't..

1. under 40

2. with a fit body

3. cute looks n nice eyes

4. A cheeky smile

5. who got banter...

then you just not for me dude

LIL LAWLESS RULEBOOK

1.I ALWAYS HAVE SOCIAL ONLY ON 1ST MEET

2.I ONLY PLAY IN CLUBS (this rule can be amended at by will if I trust you)!!

3.I DON'T DRIVE!!!

4.I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY SOCIAL MEDIAS

SO STOP ASKING

5.BEFORE MESSAGING FIND KEYWORD in my rap verses above

AND ADD FACE PIC OR UR MSG WONT BE READ

6.YOU TREAT ME HOW YOU EXPECT TO BE TREATED

7.I DO NOT MEET AT HOTELS

8.I DO NOT MEET AT PEOPLES HOUSES

9.REFER BACK TO RULE 2 TO ANSWER YOUR NEXT QUESTION...

(now u spooked how I knew you had a question)

10.SAFE SEX ALWAYS I HIGHLY VALUE MY HEALTH MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE IN MANY WAYS

(apart from junk food haha I can eat n eat n not put weight on)

I'VE HAD TO PUT THIS SET OF RULES IN CAPITALS TO STOP PEOPLE ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS

ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ THIS AND ASKS STUPID QUESTIONS WILL BE IGNORED IF PERSISTENT BUT STILL IGNORANT ENUF NOT TO READ THIS

NO MEANS NO MOFOS

If you guys not gonna meet for social 1st wtf makes you guys thinks i gonna meet for sex on 1st meet!

Swinging works both ways its a community a lifestyle so comprise !

fab isn't just a sex hook up site and besides us women are social creatures and curious to know more about a guy before we drop our knickers not just about physical attraction for me it's also about personality...!!!

MY MOST GOLDEN RULE BEFORE YOU INBOX ME ...

if you gonna try insult my intelligence make sure you got at least 2 veris to rub together before you try n give it out to someone with 39 glowing veris .. RANT OVER!

This should be the swingers anthem this ....

Maybe we're perfect strangers

Maybe it's not forever

Maybe the night will change us

Maybe we'll stay together

Maybe we'll walk away

Maybe we'll realize

We're only human

Maybe we don't need no reason why

(Now I know you all sang this n will be for days too mind fuckery at its finest this ..)

UPDATE 23/06/2021

ANYONE THAT HAD VACCINE DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME COZ I REFUSE TO MEET YOU OR TAKE THE VACCINE WHICH IS MY HUMAN RIGHT UNDER NUREMBERG COURT OF LAW.

Just 1 vaccine n world will go bk to normal they said we now 4 jabs in and still trapped in this twisted new world order sin

How stupid you all feel now huh!!

When will you will da fook up ppl by 5th or 25th booster shot u daf brainwashed lot

Q, has anyone ever looked at a face pic and thought ...

nah he looks like he might kill me or summit ??? ....

well i do to about 75% guys on here coz pics you sent look like e fits off crimewatch ...

why cant a guy take a decent selfie and capture his photogenic side so plz plz send decent face pics guys

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