FabSwingers.com: Lucy B Lawless (40) , Woman in far/far away @ no poison vax land, North West, UK

looking for a fab relationship With a

PRINCE CHARMING in the street

a KINKSTER FREAK under the sheets.

To let the Kinkster couple within

loose in the world of fab sin

But it starts with a social meet

So lets get chatting

Question is Do you dare to compete

with the risk of block n delete..

if I find out you not being discreet

About our kinky activities...

or my sexy needs you fail to meet

like you guys saying u can ruin me

but got a fookin mini peperami gtfoh jheez

P.s. to the married stinkin cheats

I don't do late night seedy meets

u wanna see me meet

in daytime socially in the streets

Ano chances of this are bleak

with all you married stinking cheats

n if ya wife rejecting you between the sheets

Like jheez u must be shit in sack

oops hit a nerve did I with that

coz it all 100% true facts

this whole rap about married rats

cheating stinking men n that!

I fucking dare you to clap tf back

LIL MISS PERSEPHONE HARLEY QUINN LAWLESS

QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD

My Geek Goddess encryption in detailed rap bio description

Many talents where i like to shine from dj , music artist , circus performer just some skills of mine

i can street dance n rap and rhyme.

Poetry and stand up comedy gigs in my spare time

I've been HERE many times before so i know the score

All u FAB timewasters will be shown the olde FAB BLOCK trap door

oh n my veris speak volumes feel free to go explore.

OK if you got this far quote in msg title " MISS LAWLESS " so ur message read 100% faster than before

so I know you have read my bio for sure

oh While your there have a peek at my pics once more

all you hotties wtf you waiting for come play with me at clubs explore!!!!

come get to know me and see in what other qualities and skills I have in mind.

Also how I give a blow job is described as divine!

and that's me n my personality in rap n rhyme

MY TRIPLE D RULE #IMPORTANT

1.theres guys that own a dick

2.theres guy that only think with their dick

3.Then theres guys that fookin act like a dick

triple D

So if you all 3 dont bother messaging me !!!

Fun facts about me I've appeared on tv in fights camera action I have urban exploring articles in Manchester evening news a few times

MY TYPES OF GUY ....

Ok heres my types if you look like radio 1 dj Melvin odoom or Duncan James from blue skip to front of the queue if you dont then fuck you. Hahaha it rhymes too!

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR 1 NIGHT STANDS"

I'm looking for a friend with benefits with someone I can truly trust

(A HUGE MUST IS TRUST)

To go out socially with n hang out as friends and swing together as a couple (I NOT ASKING MUCH AM I)

P.s BUT SERIOUSLY will all the MONSTERS N FREAKS stop messaging me PLEASE...

if you ain't..

1. under 40

2. with a fit body

3. cute looks n nice eyes

4. A cheeky smile

5. who got banter...

then you just not for me dude

LIL LAWLESS RULEBOOK

1.I ALWAYS HAVE SOCIAL ONLY ON 1ST MEET

2.I ONLY PLAY IN CLUBS (this rule can be amended at by will if I trust you)!!

3.I DON'T DRIVE!!!

4.I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY SOCIAL MEDIAS

SO STOP ASKING

5.BEFORE MESSAGING FIND KEYWORD in my rap verses above

AND ADD FACE PIC OR UR MSG WONT BE READ

6.YOU TREAT ME HOW YOU EXPECT TO BE TREATED

7.I DO NOT MEET AT HOTELS

8.I DO NOT MEET AT PEOPLES HOUSES

9.REFER BACK TO RULE 2 TO ANSWER YOUR NEXT QUESTION...

(now u spooked how I knew you had a question)

10.SAFE SEX ALWAYS I HIGHLY VALUE MY HEALTH MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE IN MANY WAYS

(apart from junk food haha I can eat n eat n not put weight on)

I'VE HAD TO PUT THIS SET OF RULES IN CAPITALS TO STOP PEOPLE ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS

ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ THIS AND ASKS STUPID QUESTIONS WILL BE IGNORED IF PERSISTENT BUT STILL IGNORANT ENUF NOT TO READ THIS

Xxx update April 2024 xxX

NO MEANS NO MOFOS

If you guys not gonna meet for social 1st wtf makes you guys thinks i gonna meet for sex on 1st meet!

Swinging works both ways its a community a lifestyle so comprise !

fab isn't just a sex hook up site and besides us women are social creatures and curious to know more about a guy before we drop our knickers not just about physical attraction for me it's also about personality...!!!

Xxx Update Feb 2024 xxX

I'm here to find a fab partner to enjoy swinging scene with and it all starts with a social meet so if you msg me to just ask for sex ur msg I'll bin it - its a community not a fuck site !!!

If ya profile hidden or you don't have face pic on intro msg don't fucking bother I'll bin it for not doing as I've asked !!!

Xxx Update Dec 2023 xxX

After trying all Year

to find a decent guy on here

Realised ain't any far or near

Infact not had a meet all year

Due to being stood up or let tf down

since scamdemic was around

On fab timewasters and fab fantasists are all I've found

For amount of times I bin let down

If for each I had a £1

I'd be rich af by now is wtf I found

Xx update August 2023 xX

My opinion on titanic submarine is If you stupid enuf to pay 1/4 million to offer yourself to be into a Submarine that's controlled by some spotty nerd using a retro xbox control pad on a ship 12,500ft above ya on a ship just to go see the titanic then that's on you for having more money than commen sense

Where as poor ppl have no money and lots common sense n that's why we fucking live longer than rich ppl!!

Xxx update June 2023 xxX

Now a qualified dj after passing my final exam with flying colours

Xxx Update 11th march 2023 xxX

I Just bin asked on here if i came with a warning what would it be ???

So heres my answer for u all too see Your 1st chance is also your last chance dont blow it before you had chance to blow ya load !!!

Xxx Update 1st Jan 2023 xxX

If you were a xena warrior princess fan and personally know me you will get why my name is Lucy Lawless

MY MOST GOLDEN RULE BEFORE YOU INBOX ME ...

if you gonna try insult my intelligence make sure you got at least 2 veris to rub together before you try n give it out to someone with 39 glowing veris .. RANT OVER!

Wait what fab have deleted 8 of my most x rates videos !!!

No wonder they gifting me gold membership ...

Why you deleting most x rated vids n leaving up pg to cert 15 vids on fab stop censoring me .... RANT over

Update 29/11/2021

This should be the swingers anthem this ....

Maybe we're perfect strangers

Maybe it's not forever

Maybe the night will change us

Maybe we'll stay together

Maybe we'll walk away

Maybe we'll realize

We're only human

Maybe we don't need no reason why

(Now I know you all sang this n will be for days too mind fuckery at its finest this ..)

UPDATE 23/06/2021

ANYONE THAT HAD VACCINE DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME COZ I REFUSE TO MEET YOU OR TAKE THE VACCINE WHICH IS MY HUMAN RIGHT UNDER NUREMBERG COURT OF LAW.

Just 1 vaccine n world will go bk to normal they said we now 4 jabs in and still trapped in this twisted new world order sin

How stupid you all feel now huh!!

When will you will da fook up ppl by 5th or 25th booster shot u daf brainwashed lot

Q,is it me or is fab so dead lately someone should hold the site a funeral?!?! Lolz

Q, has anyone ever looked at a face pic and thought ...

nah he looks like he might kill me or summit ??? ....

well i do to about 75% guys on here coz pics you sent look like e fits off crimewatch ...

why cant a guy take a decent selfie and capture his photogenic side so plz plz send decent face pics guys

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