FabSwingers.com: Eva (49) , Woman in south tyneside, North East, UK

Hi I'm a friendly laid back woman who likes to have a laugh and who knows what she wants. Which is basically some damn good sex hopefully and with a repeat performance if it is haha.

BTW I do not know the secret to damn good sex it just happens and I've got no intention of shagging all of you so stop bombarding me with messages thanks.

I've decided chemistry is the secret to damn good sex haha(420 friendly).

I'm not interested in long distance so don't bother if u live more than an hours drive away.

BTW as I'm neither a parking space or a prossie asking me when I'm free will never get you anywhere lol.

Time wasters don't need apply, people that meet have way more fun than the piss artists that don't. Your loss not mine haha.

May I add without being offensive men shorter than me don't do it for me soz and don't give me your shit of we are all the same size lying down we still need to get to bed don't we? lol.

Any institution wishing to use my pix feel free I couldn't give a flying fuck hahaha.

I ain't no spunk dump guys so if that's all you're after don't bother.

I'M SERIOUSLY FUCKING SICK OF TIME WASTERS AND PISS ARTISTS ATM. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WASTE EACH OTHER'S TIME?

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