FabSwingers.com: MH (53) , Man in Nortwhich, North West, UK

Hello New to this site and looking for something fun.

What am i like, I Love: A damn good blowjob !, like licking out, love a tight ass to fuck, Fucking love wet Panties and i mean dripping, outdoor fun, and lastly Im a switch so i have needs.

Rules, please adhere too them:

1. Attach a recent and clear face pic to prevent me from deleting your ass unread, not a 2018 wearing sunglasses, a hat and standing 500’ from the camera. I don’t care what’s in your message, what the headline is or how close you are, if there isn’t a pic attached I’ll just delete it every time

2. Don’t attach a cock pic, this makes you look extremely stupid, look around you, they all look the same. Also if you have a pic of your cock on your profile with a sky remote next to it presume your not for me. And i like women.

3. Be local, I have enough trouble getting guys to show up who live in the next street so messaging me to tell me I’m amazing from 100 miles away will get you deleted, I’m not chasing compliments, I honestly don’t care if you like me or not.

4. “Want to chat” when you’re the other end of the country = please talk dirty so I can wank…..move on.

5. “Hey I’m local, let’s meet “ when you look like you live under a bridge is only going to end one way and it’s not going to be with me getting undressed.

6. Contact Moonpig, I simply don’t care if it’s your birthday.

7. Calling me or saying I’m rude because I deleted your messages is funny, it shows your lack of understanding how a swinging site works.

8. I’m not trip advisor so asking me for feedback is only going to end in tears for you.

9. “I know you, I saw you yesterday, we spoke before, do you remember me, hello stranger, long time no speak, we used to be friends on my old profile, I saw you at a party before, were you in Asda yesterday, I’m in your area, I’m your way on business next week,” Isn’t going to work.

10. Presume I’m fine, no that’s not wine, no I’m not attracted to bbc or bwc, no I don’t want to see your cock. and no I don’t want to watch you on cam.

11. If you send me your number saying “wuu2, you is handsome” I will presume you’re currently having a stroke and need medical attention, I’ll also pass your number on to the next 10 people who want phone sex so don’t complain when Bill and Bigcockfrank75 or sloppy Anna calls you and start heavy breathing 15 times an hour.

12. Stop putting hmmm, mmmm, he he, ha ha at the end of your message, “I want to fuck you mmm” makes you sound like Benny Hill and “I want to fuck you he he” is just plain creepy.

13. let me explain how this site works, I wake up and look at my messages, I respond to the people I’d fuck and I delete the people I wouldn’t fuck, there are no varying degrees to “I wouldn’t fuck you” it’s really that simple. I’m honestly not playing hard to get.

14. If you’re upset I don’t reply…I don’t care, simply move on, it’s not rude to not reply, it is rude to keep messaging when I’m obviously deleting you because I don’t like you.

15. If I delete your first message, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th etc are not going to help you, you still look the same.

16. I don’t do cyber, if you’re talking to a person who’s in to cyber, chances are excellent that person is called Dave or Anna.

17. Telling me what you want to do to me is good, all you will have achieved is making me hard and i may play.

18. Yes I’m a naughty boy, even the devil says “oh shit he’s awake” when I get up.

19. yes I will meet you alone.

20. Groups-yes please, I want a quick blow job in the back of a car.

21. “Can I ask you a question?” ... Ask away i might answer it.

22. Things I don’t want to do with you, watch you wank, talk on SC or Skype and I don’t care if WhatsApp is easier for you.

23. “Please give me a chance, I have a wonderful personality, I’m a laugh, you won’t be disappointed, but I really like you” is not going to help you, I’m shallow, I’m looking for looks and body, if you think that’s harsh you’re on the wrong site.

24. Telling me I’m small not your type after I said no to your “omg I want you bad” message makes you look 12 and makes me laugh at you, out loud and for real.

25. “I wish I was closer” well you’re not so don’t send a pointless message.

26. “I don’t want a reply etc I just wanted to say you look great”…..five minutes later…”not your type?? Why no reply??”

27. Your opinion of me is insignificant.

28. First message of “who do you think you are? Do you think your handsome because your not? Etc etc makes me smile to myself because I know you took the time to look at me, read my profile then look at me some more whilst coming to the conclusion I wouldn’t meet you so you thought you would take your disappointment out on me = warm feeling for me.

Thanks For looking if you wish to know more message me I have naughty pics too LOL.

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