FabSwingers.com: mick (65) , Man in worcester, West Midlands, UK

LITTLE ABOUT ME: fun, friendly, flirty, intelligent, witty, bubbly,

great!

Looking for fun, with gorgeous women Ideal women- stocky,

big, shaved head ,good looks, rugged ,a little arrogant...

My bit of rough.. love Pat on eastenders, Peggy she would so get it!

Looking for real women, experienced women, women that know how to

give it to you.. At the moment i have a big thing for London, Birmingham,

Yorkshire and Newcastle accents, have me so weak kneed its untrue!

So if you are looking for a guy, who can talk about shoe shopping, washing, cooking and ironing board surfing ( i fell off one ,gravel rash!! grr!) who likes the nail bar, understands why you have to ogle shoe shop window displays.. one thing I cannot stand though is d*unken limpness ,if you can’t handle your beer ,don’t drink dharlin.. I’m all up for a tipsy fumble.. but, if its sloppy like

mushy peas.. FORGET IT!

Also no bloody 'jeb ends' as my son endearingly calls it..I am loud, proud, and me.

First Date depends on the person and the time of year, moonlit picnic, remote lake, bottle of fizz, blanket, lingerie, handcuffs. or cable ties for fastening to trees! Or pub, few beers,£10 on the fruit machine, few games of pool and then down an alley..

Or you could bring me a tiny box of 4 Ferrero Rocher and a bottle of vodka

or 4 cans of diamond white, and we could go and fumble on a park bench watching a g reg astra gte burn, once the fuel tanks exploded, we could get closer.. maybe with some marshmallows on bits of windscreen wiper?!? Failing that, I could give you a 'croggie' on my bmx to the late night garage, I'll distract the old bloke behind the till and you can nick all the doritos and peanut m and m's then we can go and sit in an old public toilet and light loo roll to keep warm!!

Date and a half or what!!!!

Please read personal info so as not to offend anyone....

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to "smurfs go pop" and has 2 thumbs. Must be addicted to alcohol and believe that the earth is flat.

Manic fully fledged vampire and founder of the G. O. D. Club ( Growing Old(er) Disgracefully) Regular sufferer of foot in mouth disease but ok if keep taking the meds. Don't let that put you off .. I DO have good days.

Founder of G. O. D. Club (Growing Older Disgracefully) and living by its code creating havoc along the way . think you could keep up??

Six foot fat guy seeks an old hairy fart who remembers Wham and the 80's.

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