FabSwingers.com: maria2424 (49) , Woman in Hastings, South East, UK

Single girl given up on relationships , think it’s about time I thought about me and had some fun .

Please read all of this because if you don’t there’s a good chance you’ll be deleted before I read your message .

I’d like to meet physically attractive guys , this doesn’t mean model types or “perfect” as there’s no such thing , but you know if you’re massively overweight or not! I’m not perfect ! I have a mum bod with a big ass and wobbly bits so……..I don’t mind a dad bod!

I’m sorry but I won’t meet ciggarette smokers , so don’t turn up thinking “ I havnt had one for an hour, I have plenty of gum, and loads of CK1 on she’ll never know !” Yes I will , I’ve never smoked and can smell fags through any amount of expensive smelly , if you use fruity vapes just be honest ! If you’re super sexy you might get away with it!!

If you message me , please no friend requests until I’ve replied and said I wanna chat, please send a pic with message , you will know pretty quickly if we’re going to meet or not and you won’t waste either of our time .

Oh ! And about that pic ….. NOT one from 10 yrs ago ! Or when you were slimmer, or when you didn’t have a massive beard you store snacks in for later …. Cummon guys be reasonable! We’re all here to have some sexy fun xx

And if you message me right and are polite and respectful (outside the bedroom anyway ) I will be the same , I’ll do my very best to give you a night you will want to repeat a few times over :-)

If you’ve read this all the way to the end start message with “ I read it to the very end” or you’ll be immediately deleted

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