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Cougar, Switch and Muscle Mummy…


Woman in Croydon, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

4 hours ago... I’m pretty sure getting railed would fix me rn

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 18 to 45 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Cannot travel.

MM

43 years old
Bisexual

5'5"  165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

You have to be ok with my alter ego to date me: welcomemayhem

It might seem like the gym is my whole personality but it’s not…coffee makes up at least half. I’ve been called Quadzilla, so you know the gym has provided a good resting place for your hand while driving.

I’m about as wild as my hair…I won’t judge you for your kinks, but I will judge you if you love crocs. I have an extensive toy collection but really I’m just looking for someone to theragun the places I can’t reach.

Apparently I’m too queer for the straights and too straight for the queers…do I need to get a nose piercing to be part of the club? I’m really just a humoursexual…I can be laughed into bed.

Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus.

If you send unsolicited nudes or sexual messages you’ll be sent to the graveyard of people I’ve blocked on here who don’t understand basic consent. I get a lot of messages so if I delete your message and I don’t reply, I’m not interested.