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No Nonsense couple for no nonsense swingers

& Jo (44)
MF Cpl in Wishaw, Scotland, UK
Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: online now!

Sunday... Airdrie_couple. Another couple who give you an appointment for a meeting and don’t show up

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10Public photos
9Published verifications

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women aged 18 to 60. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Ma

53 years old
Bi-curious

5'5"  165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Jo

44 years old
Bisexual

5'7"  170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Anal, Adult Parties
First and foremost:READ THE PROFILE. OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED!!

Given the undisputed fact that this site is full of time wasters, idiots, deluded wankers, people that you don’t want to meet on the street, let alone in the bedroom and, last but not least, people who can’t read plain English.

We have to put in place some steel-hard rules.

Rule nr. 1: We are a couple, and we want to be addressed as such

Rule nr. 2: Don't message if you cannot combine two words. Messages like 'Hey!' and similar will block you

Rule nr. 3: We are seasoned swingers with 15 years of experience; we deleted the old profile but are back. Contact us if you want to swing (translated: have sex), no social nonsense and dreamers.

Rule nr. 4: We are looking for couples and single bisex (males must be bottom and eager to give their ass to Ma's cock); the only exceptions are very well-endowed BBCs (Black, not Brown). If your profile says 'straight,' don't bother.

Rule nr. 5: Bisex must be verified to be 'real' bisex dreamers and pretenders to stay away.

Rule nr. 6: NO face pictures, we had enough of picture collectors.

Rule nr. 7: Unsolicited friend invite? --- Block

Rule nr. 8: A decent BMI, cleanliness and politeness is a must.

Rule nr. 9: If all we can see from your profile are genitalia and spunk, then... jog off!

Rule nr. 10: Safe sex only, no exception! ANY proposition of bareback will block you.

Rule nr. 11: Don't waste ours and your time if you have no visible full-body pictures.

More rules soon.